tokyojoe

I'm going ashore in the dark and start a fight with a load of Feyenoord fans now.

You lot might be watching a pile of shite but I'm listening to one. I'm trapped in the boats lounge unable to talk to anyone as some bint doing a one person karaoke to all the stuff like Carpenters, Celine Dion normally quiet enough in the background music but this bird is blasting it out with the volume you'd normally associate with a fucking Appolo moon launch. Shes got some dim bats dancing now. Im seriously going to kill someone if either or both of these scenarios continue.

I'm on a river cruise in Holland with 50/ 50 WiFi and no sport TV. Doubt I'll be able to go ashore tonight either. First I'll see of this is a recorded MOTD when I'm back Friday night. This is what happens when a woman plans the holidays. Just fuck'em sideways Reds.

When's the DVD out?

Done. Full marks to your lad Cath.

Big Vern

Deffo those two. This can be done.

Terrible news mate. Hope everything works out OK for her.

RIP.

And your point is?

In the old days, plenty of people had trannies. That was how we were checking up on other scores. You're point is?

I suppose I was spoiled. I was brought up on the Kop in the 70s / 80s. It did have it's off days though.

Worra knob.

A day I want to forget.

Twat.