Nunavut Patrick

Not sure van Nistelrooy would allow us access being a Manc and all.

Trent Alexander-Arnold could play QB for the Kansas City Chiefs and do a better job than the guy they have now…. It’s worth the price of admission to watch him spray passes around. I doubt VAR is going anywhere as the social media clicks are off the charts with PGMOL and VAR always trending and that cunt Webb has his own show. All the refs are household names now. It’s the Pandora box of all Pandora’s boxes and we’ll never get it back in. As Hunter S Thompson once said ‘ I’d hate to advocate drugs, alcohol or violence to anybody but it’s always worked for me’ …so maybe those Turkish managers/team presidents are on to something just walk out and lamp the ref or pull the team off the field.

My Dad was a Palace fan, think my first words were ‘poor old Palace’.

Sitting in a freezing airport in the Canadian Arctic (-17C and that’s actually mild) I love hearing about the Baltic weather… The look on Marco Silvia’s face was the look on almost every manager who comes to Anfield and think they’re getting something and then get turned over. No other stadium comes close to the advantage we have. Even in Baltic conditions!

Joel Matip is a legend.

I’m pretty sure the Rocky statue’s plinth in Philadelphia is made from pieces of the Berlin Wall as a homage and reminder of how he ended the Cold War.

If I recall Richarlson was doing some keepy-uppy shit late on in the reverse fixture and a Forest player cleaned him out like a grizzly bear with a fresh salmon. So yeah a cunt doing cunt things got cunt axed.

Fallen war hero Scott ‘Scotty’ Parker….

Sorry to hear this. Condolences to her friends and family. RIP

After being divorced I get edgy on overnights and the last one showed up and put a toothbrush in my toothbrush glass (it’s a pint glass actually from some pub I brought home). Anxiety level was off the charts.

And can someone please explain to the restaurant staff that there is a knob on the toaster and of you move it clockwise you will actually get toast.

Whatever Baba puts on your plate. Loads of Ukrainians where I am and they all live in fear of their Baba.

I’ve seen a lot of sausage in my day but I’ve never seen one as abominable as what was on @belarusplate. Notified the RSPCA as well for giving it to the dog.

All that Statoil money floating around Stavenger and not a proper sausage to be found?

I once singed this birds nylon windbreaker with a ciggy at a Blue Jays game and my mate thought it would ignite so he poured half his beer (granted it was Labatts Blue) and she turned around and berated him to no end. For any of you cunts who followed baseball this was in the late 80s and was the shittest ballpark in baseball - Exhibition Stadium. We got so hammered we had to leave the car in the stadium car park and get a motel room which actually turned out to be a hookers motel and we had to listen to headboards knocking. I sleep soundly so no issue. My mate waited outside and then snagged a prossie- the twat lifted 40$ from my wallet as well to pay her and then bitched the whole drive home about the price. We lived 5 hour drive away.