Anubis

How we mere mortals view football. And how Code views it…

Posted this in the match thread but I’m reposting it here because I fucking can. And I’m not a happy bunny. Abysmal. I try not to go hard on any one player but I’m done with Nunez. I don’t want to hear about how great he’d be if we can teach him to finish, because he’s shown no sign of improving. I don’t want to hear about how he’s an agent of chaos because it profits us nothing when he can’t finish from 6 yards time after time after time. I don’t want to see him picking injury time performative fights with opposition players when we’re two nil down, to try and curry favour with fans. I don’t want to see him in a Liverpool shirt for the rest of the season. Gakpo, Danns and Jota, ta.

Drove at the opposition and opened space for the others who stood watching. Got crosses into the box which the others stood watching. Had our best effort on goal. And actually gave a shit.

Abysmal. I try not to go hard on any one player but I’m done with Nunez. I don’t want to hear about how great he’d be if we can teach him to finish, because he’s shown no sign of improving. I don’t want to hear about how he’s an agent of chaos because it profits us nothing when he can’t finish from 6 yards time after time after time. I don’t want to see him picking injury time performative fights with opposition players when we’re two nil down, to try and curry favour with fans. I don’t want to see him in a Liverpool shirt for the rest of the season. Gakpo, Danns and Jota, ta.

Foul? Oh duck off.

In the last 5 mins Slot has told us he’s staying put….

Not going to shush them Trent?

Kicked in kidneys. But that’s ok, eh, ref. Coote on VAR.

Unlucky Louis.

Ok. 75 min 2-1. 85 min 2-2. 95 mon 2-3. Get it done.

And he’s playing for a move.

Ha ha ha ha ha. Trent sees him and moves BEHIND him.

Well done boys. Well done.

In training, do we stick a pole in the goal and train our players to shoot at it, because if there is a defender to hit, we’ll hit him.

Ok. Not great. But 45 mins to go. Plenty of time to sort this and turn it around.