To work out you new Gay Bond-baddie name:
First use the 3rd letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
A=poopsie, b=lumpy, c=buttercup, d=gidget, e=crusty, f=greasy, g=fluffy, h=cheeseball, I=chim-chim., j=stinky, k=flunky, l=boobie, m=pinky, n=zippy, o=goober, p=doofus, q=slimy, r=loopy, s=snotty, t=tulefel, u=dorkey, v=squeezit, w=oprah, x=skipper, y=dinky,z=zsa-zsa
Next use the 2nd letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
A=apple, b=toilet, c=giggle, d=burger, e=girdle, f=barf, g=lizard, h=waffle, I=cootie, j=monkey, k=potty, l=liver, m=banana, n=rhino, o=bubble, p=hamster,q=toad, r=gizzard, s=pizza, t=gerbil, u=chicken, v=pickle., w=chuckle, x=tofu, y=gorilla, z=stinker
And finally use the 4th letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
A=head, b=mouth, c=face, d=nose, e=tush, f=breath, g=pants, h=shorts, I=lips, j=honker, k=butt, l=brain, m=tushie, n=chunks, o=hiney, p=biscuits, q=toes, r=buns, s=fanny, t=sniffer, u=sprinkles, v=kisser, w=squirt, x=humperdinck, y=brains, z=juice
Your sincerely
Pinky Pizza-Sniffer