Philbert

Can someone please put together a ‘Fred Bloopers’ reel please - oh, and a Pogba one while you’re at it - thank you

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Please, won’t somebody think of the blurnoses and their heads falling off if we get a proper sugar daddy?

He casts no shadow, makes no sound nor leaves any footprints - he is stealth, he is power, he is guile...he is death

My cap is doffed good sir. I suppose it’s too late in the creative writing process to fit in The Flat Earth Society?

I wonder how many bluenoses actually buy in to other crackpot conspiracy theories? 911, Fake Moon Landing , Illuminati, JFK etc.

Ooh you conspiracy theory debunker, you

Wow. Even for them, that’s a stretch!

Didn’t the ball take a slight deflection of the West Ham defender? If so - case closed. Played onside

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Jagielka’s red card on Saturday was Everton’s 90th - the most in the Premier League. Another first, and surely an open top bus parade seems assured.

But our bloonose neighbours reckon last season was a flash in the plan for Mo, and he’d suffer second season syndrome, become crap and disappear?

I’m reminded of Ferguson’s comments after Newcastle whipped Utd 5-0. Geordies naturally cock-a-hoop, but Ferguson popped their bubble by saying “By the time they come back down to earth, they’ll be 15 points behind us” and we all know what happened to Newcastle that year. Same here as reality bites and they’re brought down to earth they’ll be about 15 points off the top six