Peter Crouch

[Section_31]

Gets on my tits.

[Croque Monsieur]

I always had a lot of time for Crouchie.

 

His answer of 'A virgin' to the question, 'What would you be if you weren't a footballer?', always made me smile and came across as refreshingly self-deprecatory.

[joeyk]

That's what she said.

[smokinstu]

think id rather have crouch than carroll

[moof]

That was a great goal he scored today

[tomyam scouse]

Christ, that was some goal.

 

Up there with Coates'. Hope they drop him for the next match...

[Pan77]

Absolute legend is Crouchie. I remember when he was on Soccer AM a few years ago and he was still wasted from the night before. By his own admission he was out on the beers with his mum and dad. He was descibing how they were all doing the Robot on the dancefloor. His autobiography is a very amusing read as well.

 

He loves boozing, takes the piss out of himself, scores some boss goals, loves us and has got a fine bit of scouse beaver on his very long Inspector Gadget arm. Top lad.

[xerxes]

Scored a great goal against the mancs yesterday, played with a smile on his face for us, should have started in Athens, and never complained. he has also scored more league goals this season than any of our players.

 

Good song too.

[fowler9]

i love him but am pissed off with him for yesturday!

 

although just says it all about how shit we are, another end of season just hoping scum don't win

[RobbieOR]

He's a bit of a mercenary but he seems like a good guy.

[Antynwa]

Should never have sold him.

[Section_31]

He's shite. I don't like his face and he's too fucking tall.

[Flying Pig]

He's a bit of a mercenary but he seems like a good guy.

 

They all are Rob. 90% would jump to another club for more money.

 

But Crouchie is still and will always be better than Carroll.

[stringvest]

Comfortably better than the strikers we have now. Not starting Crouch in the 2007 CL final was the biggest tactical blunder of Benitez's career to date.

[moof]

Comfortably better than the strikers we have now.

 

No he isn't.

[Xherdan]

Outrageous goal yesterday.

[FrenchEyeGlass]

No he isn't.

 

hahahhahaha

[Iceman]

Should still be a red. Perfect hat-trick against arse was lovely.

[RobbieOR]

hahahhahaha

 

You used to be a harmless enough poster, now you're arguably the biggest cunt on here.

 

Keep it up.

[FrenchEyeGlass]

You used to be a harmless enough poster, now you're arguably the biggest cunt on here.

 

Keep it up.

 

Haha. Don't worry, i'll keep up my fair, valid and truthful criticisms in the face of the romantic fallacies perpetuated daily on here.

 

You're both right. Peter Crouch isn't better than Andy Carroll (as he is the only striker we have now. Suarez plays behind the striker).

[Xherdan]

Romantic fallacies perpetrated daily. That's fucking hilarious.

[Danny_Kop]

Quite liked Crouch when he was here, quality goal against the mancs yesterday

[-96-]

Definitely agree with the lads saying we should never have sold him, but I'm not devastated we did all the same.

[Durango]

Comfortably better than the strikers we have now. Not starting Crouch in the 2007 CL final was the biggest tactical blunder of Benitez's career to date.

 

No it wasn't

[kalasoma]

I liked Coates' goal. Crouchy's was excellent though. He's got a goal like that in him every four years.