The punching above their weight thread.......

[Mook]

Arthur Miller and Marilyn Monroe

 

 

I would like nothing more than to go back in time to 1960 & fist myself up the arse in a room she'd just been in.

[Faustus]

Has it ever been verified that Peter Sellers goosed Sophia Loren?

 

Would be a massive result for ugly blokes the world over if that could be proved definitively.

[Tony Moanero]

Has it ever been verified that Peter Sellers goosed Sophia Loren?

 

Would be a massive result for ugly blokes the world over if that could be proved definitively.

 

 

He married Britt Ekland!

[Faustus]

Ha ha! True! Not a bad consolation!

[stringvest]

"What's the matter, I thought you were a man not a boy"

 

 

 

I miss Charley

[A Red]

Trying to post a picture of my mrs

[Trumo]

Trying to post a picture of my mrs

 

Are you suggesting she's punching above her weight?

[SammyAftershave]

Billionaire maybe.

 

[SammyAftershave]

What's a few hundred million between nonces?

[VladimirIlyich]

What's a few hundred million between nonces?

A pay off for victims?

[SlugTrail]

[Carvalho Diablo]

Fucking hell, like when Crossroads met The Goonies.

[Thoth]

Obviously cannot put up a picture but just recently saw a girl I grew up with on facebook, been divorced a while, still attractive and met someone else.

He is a bit of a big shot in Sport Psychology must be minted, got engaged a while back. Imagine Frankenstein's Monster with Salma Hayek and you're not far off. Beauty in the eye of the bank balance.

Fucking bitch said I had a great personality

[Josef Svejk]

Royal wedding alert...

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Arthur Miller and Marilyn Monroe

 

That sort of backs up Hades' theory of women wanting more than looks.

[Stickman]

 

 

Fucking hell, like when Crossroads met The Goonies.

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Vv5CsP1pAg

[Elite]

James Hewitt must be very proud of his son.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Royal wedding alert...

 

Yep, country doing shit, force one of your sprogs to marry and cheer up all the arse licking fuckwits. It will be followed by her popping a sprog out on a yearly basis. 

[Total Longo]

 

 

Ian Dowie is basically Prostetnic Vogon jeltz from Hitch-Hikers Guide

 

[3 Stacks]

Royal wedding alert...

 

Markle is so hot she'd qualify me for this thread if we were dating.  

[Carvalho Diablo]

Markle is so hot she'd qualify me for this thread if we were dating.  

 

[Stickman]

Still would over May any day of the week

[cloggypop]

Das Boot

[setreal]

Still would over May any day of the week

 

You have no chance

 

 

llor

[sir roger]

 

To be fair at least Dowie doesn't have a strange affliction whereby a peacock is gradually eating his arm , although the subliminal messages to his wife on the wall behind aren't promising.