Celebrity Big Brother

[Babb'sBurstNad]

I've watched it three times and I still find it funny. I especially like how they pull the covers back on Gest, and the daft fuckers still poke him to double check, followed by Darren Day saying "He's here look".

[TheHowieLama]

Who are the celebrities in this?

[Jay86]

I was almost crying when it was all going on but when Daniella Westbrook said to Angie "why have you told everyone David's dead?" Her reply "he has, he died of cancer last night" "no he hasn't he over there" just sent me over the edge I've laughed everyday just thinking about it, it was the funniest thing I've ever seen. When Darren Day said when I pulled back the sheets and for a bit I thought he was dead, was hilarious. You couldn't have wrote it any better, David Gest complained about being ill and was wrapped up like a corpse in bed then her saying David's dead was genius.

[Boss]

The bit were it cuts to David Gest under the covers just creases me. 

[Elite]

That Tiffany is incredibly self absorbed (who'd have thunk it?) Even when she was told about the mix up she was still acting as though she'd been wrongly done too and was not interested that the other woman who had lost her ex husband was feeling.

[Dr Nowt]

What an impossibly ridiculous cunt.

[magicrat]

I though he died in the diary room. Classic. 

I hope Bowie is watching from on high pissing himself

[moof]

What an impossibly ridiculous cunt.

This. I wanted to jump through my phone and strangle the lot of them. Cunts.

[KMD7]

Fuck me it kicked off big time tonight. Lunatics

[Tony Moanero]

Celebrity Big Cunts.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

David Gest's hair is a work of art. His head's like a gobstopper that's rolled in fluff.

[TheHowieLama]

Most famous fella I have never heard of.

 

 

 

"I used to be a professional wanker."

[General Dryness]

Negged for not crediting the source of your quote.

 

Fucking plagiarist.

[Jennings]

OMG! Darren Day is the same age as me!!

 

I look like his dad!!

In fact I look like I ate his dad.

 

I'll do anything to get in better shape.

Anything. except eating less and exercising. Anything else.

[Lee909]

OMG! Darren Day is the same age as me!!

 

I look like his dad!!

In fact I look like I ate his dad.

 

I'll do anything to get in better shape.

Anything. except eating less and exercising. Anything else.

How about a dose a pancreaticis

If you can avoid the dying stage youll be good for a significant weight loss.*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

* you may also need extensive physiotherapy to stand again. But youll look good

[fowlerisgod]

I'd love to stone cold stunner Gemma Collins!

[Tony Moanero]

People actually watch this rubbish?