life Wins

[Ginny]

Just had a massive life win. This might sound like a normal and insignificant win to most people but for me its made my fuckin year.

 

I bought a 1TB hardrive for my computer ages ago and have been filling it with the usual stuff. Music, films, boxsets and obviously porn. I watch all this stuff on my computer which isn't ideal but done the trick.

 

I've just managed to connect it to my PS3 which goes into my flatscreen tele. Now I can just keep filling it and connect it to my boss tele and watch endless sopranos, films etc... In bed.

 

Am fuckin made up!

 

Life Win!

[Guest The Big Green Bastard]

[General Dryness]

I feel your win, brother.

 

I'm made up that my missus has allowed me to create a "bloke lounge" in our spare bedroom. Sofa (actually sofa bed, in case we get guests, or I'm in the doghouse), 32 inch Flatscreen, PS3. Watching all manner of TV online most nights while she watches Coro street or some other shite in the other room. Fucking magic.

[Jairzinho]

 

[Furmedge]

I feel your win, brother.

 

I'm made up that my missus has allowed me to create a "bloke lounge" in our spare bedroom. Sofa (actually sofa bed, in case we get guests, or I'm in the doghouse), 32 inch Flatscreen, PS3. Watching all manner of TV online most nights while she watches Coro street or some other shite in the other room. Fucking magic.

 

I have the exact same layout but with a 37" and a mini fridge. Living the dream brother.

[Red Banjo]

My mate built his own bar in his garage, complete with pumps, barrels and stools. Ordered a few keg's from a brewery and got 100 pint glasses free. Then framed all his old footy shirts, and set up a TV in there to watch games. He's ordered a proper pub sign to hang on the wall on the back of his house. Oh and he called his pub "The Doghouse" - he figured he'd be in there so often it would be an appropriate name.

 

Genius.

 

Im jealous, my garage doesn't have electricity and is not close to my house so i will not be able to build my own doghouse.

[The Tott]

My mate built his own bar in his garage, complete with pumps, barrels and stools. Ordered a few keg's from a brewery and got 100 pint glasses free. Then framed all his old footy shirts, and set up a TV in there to watch games. He's ordered a proper pub sign to hang on the wall on the back of his house. Oh and he called his pub "The Doghouse" - he figured he'd be in there so often it would be an appropriate name.

 

Genius.

 

Im jealous, my garage doesn't have electricity and is not close to my house so i will not be able to build my own doghouse.

 

That is amazing. What a hero.

[General Dryness]

I have the exact same layout but with a 37" and a mini fridge. Living the dream brother.

 

[razor]

*checks living room*

 

*checks trousers*

 

*hangs head. Skulks off*

[bigbak]

I feel your win, brother.

 

I'm made up that my missus has allowed me to create a "bloke lounge" in our spare bedroom. Sofa (actually sofa bed, in case we get guests, or I'm in the doghouse), 32 inch Flatscreen, PS3. Watching all manner of TV online most nights while she watches Coro street or some other shite in the other room. Fucking magic.

 

And you'll never have to talk to her.

[bigbak]

Just up the road from me (until Friday when I move). Used to be a garage.

 

[Paulie Dangerously]

Went for meal with work folk last night, about 12 people put a deposit down but only 6 turned up. The place we went to told us in no certain terms that we had lost the deposits.

 

The bill came and they hadn't taken our 6 deposits off it so we told them, the person who amended the bill took off the full deposit amount (so all 12 people) and it worked out in total about £25 a head for a 3 course meal and shit loads of bevvies in a £3.50a-pint establishment.

 

LIFE WIN

[VladimirIlyich]

My mate built his own bar in his garage, complete with pumps, barrels and stools. Ordered a few keg's from a brewery and got 100 pint glasses free. Then framed all his old footy shirts, and set up a TV in there to watch games. He's ordered a proper pub sign to hang on the wall on the back of his house. Oh and he called his pub "The Doghouse" - he figured he'd be in there so often it would be an appropriate name.

 

Genius.

 

Im jealous, my garage doesn't have electricity and is not close to my house so i will not be able to build my own doghouse.

 

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[Paulie Dangerously]

Twosies from the vending machines!

[Paulie Dangerously]

Twosies from the vending machines!

 

Just got another! 4 finger kit kat x 2.

 

BOOM!

[Fowlers God]

Just got another! 4 finger kit kat x 2.

 

BOOM!

 

Negged Paulie, You need to come down a peg today.

[Guest TK-421]

I have a cupboard under the stairs leading to the upstairs flat. It's larger than your average bear (cupboard). so i have put in there a campbed, 19" flatscreen tv, a little surround sound amp, four speakers with the rear ones mounted to the "ceiling", my megadrive, dreamcast and gamecube, a red lightbulb and have called it "the portal". there's an a4 size d poster on the door with the words "the portal" written on. Mobile phones and internet are banned in the one man capacity portal, for the true retro gaming experience.

[Captain Turdseye]

Negged Paulie, You need to come down a peg today.

 

Negging a man for his life win? Poor form.

 

Negged.

[Jonny83]

I found 20(!!!) quid in the change/cashback slot of one of those self-service checkout machines at the supermarket last week. The previous user had long gone so I felt no guilt whatsoever in pocketing the thing myself.

[dennis tooth]

[Sugar Ape]

 

Negging a man for his life win? Poor form.

 

Negged.

 

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[Paulie Dangerously]

Negged Paulie, You need to come down a peg today.

 

That's some poor ass bitter shit right there. Won't make this free kit kat taste any less sweet though.

 

Enjoy your lemon

[Sugar Ape]

 

That's some poor ass bitter shit right there. Won't make this free kit kat taste any less sweet though.

 

Enjoy your lemon

 

I've negged him for you Paulie. He doesn't realise the sweetness of a twofer from the vending machine. I got two packets of wotsits once.

[Sugar Ape]

 

I've negged him for you Paulie. He doesn't realise the sweetness of a twofer from the vending machine. I got two packets of wotsits once.

 

I would also like to point out that I negged him at 4.54pm and he revenge negged me at 5.14pm. What a massive wet cock of a man he is. Lower than a snakes belly.

[Remmie]

4. Day. Weekend.

 

Every week. Thursday-Sunday. You can touch me.