Gimp XI

[Jairzinho]

I don't think KevinD deserves to be in the gimp XI.

 

Don't see why he has been identified for the team or the squad, he's far from gimpy enough to fit in to that Gimp XI

 

Turns out the gimp identifier has indeed outgimped the wrongly identified gimp.

 

Its not a new phenomenon.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

 

Turns out the gimp identifier has indeed outgimped the wrongly identified gimp.

 

Its not a new phenomenon.

 

These things happen from time to time.

[redsoxs]

Thought this needs a bump with Silverlining acting a twat as usual

 

Silverlining you're the king of gimps.

 

Rep me or neg me, I don't care.

[Superfly]

This thread is fucking hilarious.

 

I was feeling crap after the result today but this thread has made me laugh bigtime. I haven't laughed this much since the other thread about that nutter looking for a fight in KFC.

[Gym Beglin]

It's fans like you who make me fucking sick. Silverlining has put his body on the line on this forum for YEARS and cunts like you are just queuing up to have a go. He's a LEGEND and yet you've got people like you and Gav spreading poison against him. Couldn't wait to stick the knife in when you saw others having a go. Tell me, smart arse, who would you play instead, then?

 

Best supporters in the world, eh? Sky-generation mongs more like. You know what, fuck this place. Am I fuck logging on here to read cunts like softlad here spread bile about one of our greatest ever servants. I'm done here.

 

Fucking quality.

[Byrnie]

Inspired by a recent post by Redsox. For starters, just off the top of my head:

 

 

Funneeeee

 

Silver Lining - N'Gog I Trust - Shaun Fuckwit - Mitch

 

Tia - Dan Perkins - Norwichlfc

 

 

 

Feel free to chip in.

 

And you have the audacity to constantly moan and start threads about you getting stick and abuse!! You deserve it starting threads like this.

[Redder Lurtz]

And you have the audacity to constantly moan and start threads about you getting stick and abuse!! You deserve it starting threads like this.

 

Constantly? Oh ok then. I called SL on a thread for being a habitual cunt to every other poster and I've mentioned two other complete shitstains, one of whom was banned. In almost five years that's hardly "constantly" is it?

 

While I'm here, take note of the way this bit of fun was received by those it was targeted towards, and to save you looking it up, here's a quick reference for you:

 

 

humour or humor (ˈhjuːmə)

 

1. the quality of being funny

2. Also called: sense of humour the ability to appreciate or express that which is humorous

3. situations, speech, or writings that are thought to be humorous

 

 

Maybe I've misunderstood byrnie - am I to understand that it's ok for members to refer to some FF posters as gimps on the MF but not in general public?

[silverlining]

i can't work out where i am supposed to be playing.

 

is it left wing?

 

i usually prefer a free role behind a big lump of a striker, so Funneeeee can stay where he is

[Redder Lurtz]

 

 

i can't work out where i am supposed to be playing.

 

is it left wing?

 

i usually prefer a free role behind a big lump of a striker, so Funneeeee can stay where he is

 

I had you at RB. Chauncey thought you were more suited to CB.

[chauncey]

New season means new gimps. Any suggestions?

[silverlining]

Seems pointless now BBB has gone

[Redder Lurtz]

Missed a world class signing in BBB.

[Lee909]

Squad will be bare without BBB,Abs,Snowy

[SwindleThis]

i can't work out where i am supposed to be playing.

 

is it left wing?

 

i usually prefer a free role behind a big lump of a striker, so Funneeeee can stay where he is

 

Or maybe Les Ferdinand could step up, y'know, you thinking he's worldclass and all that.

[Captain Turdseye]

Am I to understand that it's ok for members to refer to some FF posters as gimps on the MF but not in general public?

 

It's better that way.

 

Sign up for a season ticket now to find out how Usher rates you out of 10, see if your name is on the twat list and see Code's colourful graphs depicting which FF poster talks the most shite.

 

It's just £12 for 6 months. You know you want to.

[Lee909]

I like to sometime talk a wander round the FF to remind myself how much better i am.

Well im going back to the MF where we will be eating Ortolan and washing it down with some Dalmore 62.

[chauncey]

 

Captain silverlining’s legs have long gone but retains his place having graciously agreed a pay-as-you-play one year deal. His new partner at CB is Durango, a gimp for whom the descriptions Lard of the Rings, chaircrushing human greasegun, and PURE CUNT WITH LASHINGS OF FUCK OFF FAT BASTARD are regularly ascribed. His critics are less kind.

 

A blend of youth and experience in defence is provided by the promotion of SCOUSER17UK and FrenchEyeGlass. The former has endured a shaky introduction to gimp life, having – by his own admission – struggled with the language. FEG has been knocking on the dungeon door for years and this stoic commitment to remaining ‘in the red’ has paid off. Congratulations, son.

 

Red Nick was a controversial omission last season but earned his starting berth with some stellar performances in the MF. A loose cannon, what he lacks in nuance Nick makes up for in bona fide, 110% certifiable shoulderchewing mental illness. Unplayable on his day but, for the love of God, never approach this gimp in the showers.

 

Funnneeeee, Antynwa, Code72 and celeryBADboy (the autist formerly known as simon) are all established first-team gimps; the 'split spine' of the side – the spina bifida.

 

Big money signing FanchesterCity blew a hole in dave u’s budget luring him from Bluemoon but he links effortlessly up front with veteran xerxes. An unconventional small man-smaller man combo, these two browbeat opposition defences with their mix of haughty condescension and humourless cuntfuckery. xerxes favours the long game and will attack balls in the ayre all day, night, week, month and tax year long.

 

There’s been a lot made of the questionable call to jettison BringBackBiscan, especially at a time when TLW is woefully gimpless. The guy had everything in his locker to be a world-class WUM but for various reasons (turning up drunk; sectarianism; psychopathy) he was never going to make it here. He goes with our best wishes and on the understanding that if he is to return, he needs to change his style.

[Kevin D]

I was gasping for breath for about 45 seconds when I saw that picture of Durango. The rest was sensational as well.

[Johnny Cougar]

Excellent work Chauncey Gardener.

[Redder Lurtz]

I'm in tears here. Outstanding effort Chauncey. I'm fucking pleased I didn't read that whilst at work tomorrow.

 

*loud applause*

[Jairzinho]

Have to spread, Chauncey. Sorry fella. Loving your work.

[Ian Sea]

Tremendous!

[silverlining]

I can't take any side seriously that puts Funneeeeee in goal.

That's a disaster waiting to happen.

[N'Gog I Trust]

I've been out of action for a while but now I'm back and will be doing my best to get back in the team.

[Antynwa]

Hahahahaahahaha