Date thread

[setreal]

'Bubbly'-fat.

'Happy go lucky'-fat.

'GSOH'- fat.

'Vivacious'-fat

'Life and soulf of the party'- slut.

 

Friend of mine just got a married to a girl he met on a dating site. Have to say she meets 4 out 5 of those.

[dennis tooth]

When I get a bit of time I will join this site that promises untold flange. Been told about it by a few people.

 

spill tha beanz lad!

[Liverpool lad]

Full of birds who just want smashing

[llego]

Joined, must say inferior to okcupid so far.

[Liverpool lad]

Joined, must say inferior to okcupid so far.

 

What's this other you talk of?

[llego]

 

What's this other you talk of?

 

okcupid.com, seems to have better girls on it, less fatties, have only gone on 1 date from it and she was almost doable. Also less dumb bimbos.

[Remmie]

Less dumb bimbos?

[llego]

Yeah seems to attract a more educated bunch. Now whether thats a good thing is debatable. Personally i cant deal with stupid chicks, which has cost me dearly over the years Im sure.

[Remmie]

Haha just kidding, I like the sound of a dumb bimbo because they are possibly easier to fingerbang, but the reality is seldom preferable

[llego]

For example, Im currently chatting up a really hot chick with one arm. She contacted me.

[Furmedge]

For example, Im currently chatting up a really hot chick with one arm. She contacted me.

 

Bet it took her ages to type the email.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Haha just kidding, I like the sound of a dumb bimbo because they are possibly easier to fingerbang, but the reality is seldom preferable

 

I reckon dumb bimbos are harder the finger as they watch (and believe) sex and the city, Julia Roberts films etc that there's rules making men wait and respect them. Nothing gives me more respect for a woman then her being an expert cock handler

[lifetime fan]

Friend of mine just got a married to a girl he met on a dating site. Have to say she meets 4 out 5 of those.

 

Pound to a penny it wasn't 'slut'.

[lifetime fan]

Haha just kidding, I like the sound of a dumb bimbo because they are possibly easier to fingerbang, but the reality is seldom preferable

 

I love a dumb bimbo me.

 

I pulled one years back. Took her home, bit of kissing then went straight in for sticky fingers.

 

She looked at me and said "What do you think you're doing? Tits first, I'm not a slag".

[Furmedge]

Years ago I took a bird back to her mum and dads. We got in and they were watching telly and I thought it would end up a bit of a civilised evening. She turned to her mum and dad and said, "Do you two want to go to bed, I don't want you to see what I'm about to do to him". Marvellous.

 

*I am aware this is a date thread, but slag dates are boss too.

[VladimirIlyich]

4 out of 5?

 

There's only one,a fat slut.

[llego]

 

Bet it took her ages to type the email.

 

Hahaha brutal.

[Guest simon]

There are unbelievably beautiful Korean lass at this place, Seriously considering asking her out on a date with me problem is i dont know my area and i don't drive. Shes very posh so i doubt a Bus would impress haha. Was thinking of going to Cheltenham with her. Spend some of the day having some fun like bowling or something. and then get a bite to eat at a nice restaurant. Shes stunning to the point im lost for words speaking to her haha. Not good aye? Anyone here from Cheltenham with any sugestions would be very welcome.

[Trumo]

Thank fuck it's Cheltenham and not Walthamstow, that's all I'm saying.

[brucespanner]

There are unbelievably beautiful Korean lass at this place, Seriously considering asking her out on a date with me problem is i dont know my area and i don't drive. Shes very posh so i doubt a Bus would impress haha. Was thinking of going to Cheltenham with her. Spend some of the day having some fun like bowling or something. and then get a bite to eat at a nice restaurant. Shes stunning to the point im lost for words speaking to her haha. Not good aye? Anyone here from Cheltenham with any sugestions would be very welcome.

 

Don't let her eat Korean food, I've been told it has adverse affect on the nether regions, can't remember where I heard it though.

[Medazza]

There are unbelievably beautiful Korean lass at this place, Seriously considering asking her out on a date with me problem is i dont know my area and i don't drive. Shes very posh so i doubt a Bus would impress haha. Was thinking of going to Cheltenham with her. Spend some of the day having some fun like bowling or something. and then get a bite to eat at a nice restaurant. Shes stunning to the point im lost for words speaking to her haha. Not good aye? Anyone here from Cheltenham with any sugestions would be very welcome.

 

don't lick her cunt Si, I have heard they stink because these koreans all eat dog

[Furmedge]

Sort out the date before you plan anywhere Si. Plus I'm sure you could give her a takie (the correct word) on your bike. Koreans love bikes.

[Guest simon]

Yeah will do i probably get aq no anyway she way above my league. Dont even know how to ask if shes single haha.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Yeah will do i probably get aq no anyway she way above my league. Dont even know how to ask if shes single haha.

 

I'd start with "Are you single?"

 

Use babelfish to translate, and you can't go wrong.

[stevebaby]

You could try "Are you single and if not would you and your husband mind if I impregnate you?".

If that doesn't work there's always the single man's best friends...zipties and Rohypnol.