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*Shakes head* Everton again.


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In the Everton version of Monopoly you tell everyone that you want to win it with fuck all money, unlike the money you get in the Man City version of the game.

But, when you get a 'Moshiri' chance card that reveals that you 700 billion pounds, you buy shite Icelandic and Turkish hotels for massive money and pretend you always wanted to have loads of cash.

You get excited and convince yourself you are going to win a game of monopoly for the first time in 23 years. Unfortunately you quickly realise the Icelandic and Turkish hotels are doing nothing for you and another player has an Egyptian pyramid planked on Mayfair that you used to own and it ends up ruining your life.

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In the Everton version of monopoly, there’s a chance card that sends you directly to jail if you’ve had any involvement in applying for finance for the Bramley Moore stadium.

You’re confusing that card with the card that sends you to jail for twatting a manc DJ for not playing Genesis

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