Andy Carroll mega-thread

[3 Stacks]

 

 

[rubble-rouser]

6 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

Was very good in the final, too. Scored one and very nearly had a second. Comes across as a bit of tit, but he’s not the first footballer to do so and certainly won’t be the last. Wish I had half his talent, had played half as many games for Liverpool as he did and a tenth of his money.

Half an inch away from fucking glory. 

 

The brace v Citeh was glorious. 

 

But he was shite. 

 

I think a lot of us were in denial because he was Kenny’s choice: we were stupid.

[lifetime fan]

It was alright though...as those righteous posters kept telling us it didn’t matter how much money we spent on the shitcunt as it wasn’t ‘your’ money and ‘we still made a profit’. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

8 hours ago, Boss said:

We broke two cardinal sins with this transfer. Signing a player unsuited to the way we play and signing him after half a good season. Disastrous deal for us and West Ham. Still, knocked the Bitters out of the FA cup at Wembley. Every cloud and all that.

Glad we learned from that.

 

[Gnasher]

1 hour ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

Ran out of fingers to count on.

You got it lizzysillynamechopchops . I was using the others to finger fuck your mother. Now fuck off soft lad.

[Redder Lurtz]

1 hour ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

Glad we learned from that.

 

A timely post. Scored the winner against the spuds at home.

[Em City]

On 29/05/2019 at 23:48, 3 Stacks said:

 

 

 

I challenge anyone not to read that in a Geordie accent.

[redheart]

https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/andy-carroll-west-ham-united-contract-jonathan-liew-column-a8938471.html