Why does Mark Bright despise Liverpool fc so much?

[Iceman]

It's impossible to justify positive discrimination in the workplace while Mark Bright and Garth Crooks are in employment.

 

Bright is a complete cunt and I could have easily shagged his bird if i wanted to FACT. Crooks has the most annoying voice on TV and he looks like a toad.

[chauncey]

Always had a lot of time for him meself.

 

Some disgraceful homophobia ITT.

[Dan]

he is right though, i don't agree that we will win it easy,but we are underdogs and we can go under the radar and sneak it.It wont be easy,but we have a very good squad,the best we have had in a long time,a very good manager,very good owners. Plus the 21 years of hurt,team spirit and desire wont hurt either.

Every single one of them from the beeb know it,rat face neville on sky knows it but they wont say it.So im sure as hell happy to agree with them and flip them the bird come season's end.

[Red Phoenix]

I like Garth Crooks. Kind of see him as an undercover troll who just goes on and on to do peoples heads in. Makes out like he's oblivious to the way he annoys people but really he knows he's doing it.

 

Bright on the other hand, has no idea he's doing it.

[waddy78]

I met him in Basel at european championships in 08 he was in an all you can eat for €10 restaurant,he took a bit of stick off a few of us (about 10 of us on a stag do supposed to be there watching England but they fucked it up)only because he was being an arsehole really "up" himself ,3 of us asked him why he was in all you can eat €10 he was saying that the bbc would only pay for meals at his hotel and it was full of "paps" trying to get photos of him we just all looked at him he still thought he was a premiere league footballer then he started getting arsey (we weren't drunk or anything just talking to him cos he was on the next table)he kept saying "listen boy's i'm just trying to eat then i'm getting off if you want to know about my football opinions log onto the bbc website when you get home" he was being a tosser to the young waitresses aswell asking if they could get him a cold glass of water not a luke warm one "this just isn't on this" in the end he was basically hounded out of the place by a few Geordies who came in and a few of us the manager/person in charge even gave us a round of drinks for fuck all he said "that man is a wanker who is he?" so he's not that big a star.

[Anubis]

Has that happened to you before?

 

I have met your mum, yes.

[Iceman]

I like Garth Crooks. Kind of see him as an undercover troll who just goes on and on to do peoples heads in. Makes out like he's oblivious to the way he annoys people but really he knows he's doing it.

 

Bright on the other hand, has no idea he's doing it.

 

So true my forum amigo, I believe you hath nailed it.

[Trumo]

I have met your mum, yes.

 

How dare you say that! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT!!! My mum's nowhere near 70.

[norwichlfc]

Didn't Mark Bright want to move to LFC but was told where to go, and that he wasn't good enough?

[Guest San Don]

Mark who!?

 

Some cockney gobshite who won the square root of fuck all in the game? Shurely not. He can fuck off.

[Reacher]

I thought it was Chelski who had only amassed more points?

[Frankenhooker]

Regardless of whether 'Brighty' gets his prediction right, Trumo's first reply is still basically the bottom line.

 

'Because he's a cunt'

 

Yes, yes he is.

[Iceman]

He's a cunt with a yeast infection i.e not useful.

[Redder Lurtz]

I haven't seen any documentation that confirms Mark Bright doesn't fiddle with children. Anyone who's been foolish / unlucky enough to read his vile fucking drivel on twitter tonight would probably also not have seen such documentation.

[Carvalho Diablo]

I like Garth Crooks. Kind of see him as an undercover troll who just goes on and on to do peoples heads in.

 

So true my forum amigo, I believe you hath nailed it.

 

Have you two been smoking glue ??!!

 

Garth Crooks makes Nookie Bear seem like Franz Beckenbaur, and the dim-witted, feckless, God squad spastic makes me curse the day I ever paid my fucking TV licence fee.

[Anubis]

Garth Crooks makes Nookie Bear seem like Franz Beckenbaur, and the dim-witted, feckless, God squad spastic makes me curse the day I ever paid my fucking TV licence fee.

 

And he still miles ahead of the likes of Bright and Jason Cunting Roberts.

[zigackly]

Have you two been smoking glue ??!!

 

Garth Crooks makes Nookie Bear seem like Franz Beckenbaur, and the dim-witted, feckless, God squad spastic makes me curse the day I ever paid my fucking TV licence fee.

 

That's ace. I can't rep you so I just had to say so.

[dudek#1]

He is a Stoke cunt, not a cockney. Seen him pissed up in a pub there. Cunt.

[Chinandeler Bong]

He's being a tit again on Twitter.

Arguing with Jim Boardman, who has asked him if he has read the FA report, he wont confirm or deny it so far.

Yet feels qualified enough to condemn Kenny for his post match comments.

[Newport]

Oh my god. Are they really starting this shit again? It doesn't even matter that he's served his eight games. Those cunts won't be happy until he's been kicked out of England.

 

And that prick has definitely not read the report. This sums up how wrong he is:

@Mark_Bright: the FA independent panel, press/media think the correct decision was made, some do not, you are in the minority.

[WaltonRed]

Get your medals out 'Brighty'

 

Time to batten down the hatches 'no one likes us and we dont care'

[RobbieOR]

Me doth thinks he is still bitter about that 9-0 we dished out to Palace in 1990.

[Russ Atmosphere]

Not sure why anyone could give a shiny shite what he has to say. I'm just glad I don't hear him on match co-commentary so much these days. His vocabulary = the word 'yeeesssss'.