Instant cunt identifiers

[Original202]

Surely there aren't actually any men out there who wear those boots? When did this happen?

[dirty_sanchez]

Fuck, I wear hats, brown belts, and Doug Willis shirts. I've possibly even worn them all at the same time with skinny jeans. I'm such a cunt.

[Owen]

Fuck, I wear hats, brown belts, and Doug Willis shirts. I've possibly even worn them all at the same time with skinny jeans. I'm such a cunt.

 

Admitting it to yourself is the first step to recovery.

[Kevin D]

Iphone. Cardigan. Skinny Jeans. Men who use straightners. All dead give aways.

[Wor Horse]

Nowt wrong with cardies.

[dirty_sanchez]

Iphone. Cardigan. Skinny Jeans. Men who use straightners. All dead give aways.

 

Yeah, one of them too.

[acks]

I know most of this thread is gonna be about blokes but what about the girls. The amount of leggings i've seen are getting to be a bit annoying especially if you don't have a nice arse, what is it with the 20 stone bitches that think they can wear something like that.

[Kevin D]

Anybody who posts on Raotl.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I know most of this thread is gonna be about blokes but what about the girls. The amount of leggings i've seen are getting to be a bit annoying especially if you don't have a nice arse, what is it with the 20 stone bitches that think they can wear something like that.

 

I agree. Plus those fat bitches who wear those half cropped t shirts and they have a beer belly Gazza's mate would be proud of. The sad thing is they think they look sexy. Barf..... huge women cunts!!!!!!

[col06]

 

I know a few lads who think there "cool" because they wear Henley's clothing :whatever:

 

CUNTS

[Adebisi]

30 lads in identical clothes, with identical hair cuts can't be wrong!

 

Ginger people who grow beards? What the fuck is wrong with them? You've got ginger hair! Don't fucking grow more of it!

 

Speaking of which, I've got brown hair but if I let my bumfluff grow for too long, it goes ginge. What's all this aboot?

 

edit - Just thought of another one. Those lads who wear £20 jogging bottoms with £90 Fred Perry shirts and cardigans. Oh, and oversized beanies.

[Tom R]

Girls who wear pants like MC Hammer.

 

Like this whiny, nasal, beige, moonhead Moomin cunt:

[Tom R]

30 lads in identical clothes, with identical hair cuts can't be wrong!

 

 

 

Speaking of which, I've got brown hair but if I let my bumfluff grow for too long, it goes ginge. What's all this aboot?

 

Everyone has a ginger beard if you let it grow long enough.

 

It's just God's way of telling you that having a beard makes you a fucking cunt.

[Adebisi]

Everyone has a ginger beard if you let it grow long enough.

 

It's just God's way of telling you that having a beard makes you a fucking cunt.

I resent that.

[shanklins1]

[hamstrung]

Going old school.

 

Blazer (blue) and jeans combo.

[Byrnie]

Sitting on one of those big armchairs, getting your shoes shined at the airport. Cunts.

[Tom R]

I resent that.

 

yeah, cunts are always proper resentful in my experience.

[Wor Horse]

 

GIRLS WHO WEAR JEGGINGS.

 

CUNTS.

[dirty_sanchez]

 

GIRLS WHO WEAR JEGGINGS.

 

CUNTS.

 

If they're fat, you might have a point, but why's it a problem if they've got a great arse or great legs?

[Wor Horse]

BECAUSE THEY LOOK SHIT.

 

EITHER WEAR JEANS OR LEGGINGS, NOT JEAN PRINTED LEGGINGS.

 

CUNTS.

 

(Actually I may have been looking at the wrong ones, in my local market they are actually jean printed leggings and that's what im basing my view on. Not sure if they all are)

[Original202]

Fella's with man bags, massive massive cum guzzlers!

 

I have a manbag and it's fucking brilliant. I'd rather be a massive massive cum guzzler than a cunt, so it's ok.

[Original202]

So you'd rather swallow loads of cum?

 

Yea, it can't be that bad surely?

[JohnnyH]

I got negged for having a go at ginger beards. Sad. So sad..... And how very ginger..

[dirty_sanchez]

So you'd rather swallow loads of cum?

 

Apparently it's high in protein.