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Smarmy faces made to punch


Remmie
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You've hit the nail on the head with James Martin.

 

Mine would be either Davina McCall or Richard Hammond. That excruciating build-up to a failed joke drives my fucking head crazy.

 

On Total Wipeout - "Here comes James, he's attempting the rope-swing thingy....can he make it..... err, no."

 

And repeat.

 

Davina's a female version of this and those goofy faces cry out "Thud" to my inner violent beast within.

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You've hit the nail on the head with James Martin.

 

Not exactly a punchable face. Just the fact he pronounces it "veg-ee-tubbles" gets on my wick. Oh, and James, you're from Yorkshire, we get it. You don't have to remind us every other minute. It's not as "ee Grand" as you think it is.

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manc loving shit

 

 

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Even though he is essentially always in character, he always gives the impression(okay, I know) that he's thinking to himself... "I know I'm REALLY good at this, and so therefore I'M loving ME"

 

Can I even be arsed to find a picture of Ricky Gervais? No, I bloody can't, another self satisfied look-at-me punchable twat.

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Not so much punch, more urinate on it until it drowns...

 

Actually it would be better to get some Adibisi (out of Oz) sized brothers to arse fuck her into oblivion whilst telling her "this is how you fucked up this country with your fucked up leadership and self importance!"

Would it be safe to say that due to her "greed is good" privatise everything strategy is why we are all feeling the credit crunch more than most other developed countries. Because we don't produce anything and instead buy it from other countries but with the strength of the pound going down hill we're buggered!

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