UKIP

[RedBadger]

I must admit I'm struggling at the moment. Labour is my spirtual home but I'm less than happy with some of New Labour's policies. UKIP and BNP are way out of the picture for me. I couldn't vote tory for many reasons including the fact that if she found out my mother would probably cut my throat while I was asleep.

[Stu Monty]

Never vote for them.

 

Little Englanders, biggoted, xenophobic, BNP light, Tory Strong.

 

No thanks.

 

*Phone rings in the TLW homicide office*

 

Walton: "I'm up".

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Meerkats that look like Nigel Farage

 

[Gym Beglin]

I'm in.

 

Lets look after British people.

 

Local referenda to happen on key issues.

 

Local Authorities to be cleansed of high paid executives and chief officers.

 

Manage the number of EU immigrants allowed here.

 

Overhaul the criminal justice system, proper sentences for cunts.

 

 

They're not perfect, but it's a means to an end, a proper three party political system.

[Lee909]

A slightly less right wing BNP/Tories

 

No thanks

No EU,less worker rights,holidays etc.

That's before you go into the other shit

[dennis tooth]

Funneee you prick

 

 

[Pidge]

A vote for UKIP is a vote for denial. Because none of our problems can possibly be our own fault.

[Bobby Hundreds]

I don't believe in the eu as anything other than a trading organization, so I'm with them on pulling out of it. Everything else I think they're a bit scary.

[Jairzinho]

In favour of a top tax rate of 25% aren't they?

 

Egg cunts.

[Gym Beglin]

Yeah, because the two parties we currently have are so good and virtuous.

 

Oooh, someone mentions BNP, OH MY GOD THEY'RE CULLING BLACKS IN THE TOWN HALL.

[dennis tooth]

So your logic is, its only a rapist, the others are murderers, so its ok.

 

Moral relativism. I love it.

 

I only killed your mother but its ok cos I didnt kill your father.

 

The country has been ruined by banks, so lets spend a few billion rounding up immigrants and get out of europe so the bankers in the city of London can do what they want without that pesky Europe meddlin in their affairs with their workers rights and bank laws that might actually put us in a position to be able to control worldwide banks run amok. We cant have thatnow can we?

 

Its ok Funneee vote for UKIP. Its not like they are funded by a cabal of banks looking after their interests and packaged up like a clothing range in order to attract people like you to think its some sort of people power thing. Oh! Wait a second......

[dennis tooth]

According to their policy website UKIP:-

 

 

Denies man-made global warming and would pull out of all related international commitments and agreements, and thus oppose all renewable energy projects in the UK.

 

 

Would increase cuts to services and foreign aid.

 

 

Wants further de-regulate the city.

 

 

Would introduce a flat tax of 31% for all earning over £11,500. This would mean the very richest pay 14% less than they do now.

 

 

Would abolish inheritance tax.

 

 

Wants to keep Trident and increase defence spending.

 

 

Would continue to cut benefits and introduce corporate workfare to stop “lazy” claimants.

 

 

Believes there is a need to “Free the police force from the straitjacket of political correctness”.

 

Guardian Uses Word “Scrounger” More Than Any Other Paper - Guy Fawkes' blog

[Gym Beglin]

You read the Guy Fawkes blog. Aww.

[Rico1304]

Funneee you prick

 

 

 

A bit strong there Dennis, just because he doesn't agree with you he's still got an opinion and a right to express it. I take it if you get in you'd put people who disagree in thought camps till they got the right idea.

 

Come the general election their lack of real policies will be exposed and most people will abandon them. Just goes to show how far out of touch the other 2.5 parties are.

[Garrincha]

I'm glad they seem to be gaining seats, it's about time someone challenged the two party system in this country. It's like Bill Hicks once said

 

“I'll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. 'I think the puppet on the right shares my beliefs.' 'I think the puppet on the left is more to my liking.' 'Hey, wait a minute, there's one guy holding out both puppets!'”

[bossy]

Any fool can say 'we'll make everything great'. Can you explain with specifics why ukip can achieve anything that they say they'll do. Include workings out.

[Pidge]

So you're saying we've got a new puppet?

[bossy]

I'm glad they seem to be gaining seats' date=' it's about time someone challenged the two party system in this country. It's like Bill Hicks once said

 

“I'll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. 'I think the puppet on the right shares my beliefs.' 'I think the puppet on the left is more to my liking.' 'Hey, wait a minute, there's one guy holding out both puppets!'”[/quote']

 

You think ukip are independent from the puppet master?

[FrenchEyeGlass]

Lets look after British people.

 

Truly a moron's mantra.

[Garrincha]

You think ukip are independent from the puppet master?

 

They're a welcome detour from the same tired formula. Labour get into power, all the money goes on benefits and the NHS. They spend and borrow like there is no tomorrow, taxes go up for the rich and political correctness reaches ludicrous levels. Tories come into power, try and clean up the mess, clean up the NHS, sort out the benefits bill and we go into an economic downturn. After years of cutting corners, people get tired of austerity and decide to vote labour. Labour come in spend all the money on benefits and the NHS and were back in the shit. See how this works?

 

It's tiresome. At least UKIP are anti muslim fundamentalism, which is a dire issue that needs addressing in this country.

[Tony Moanero]

UKIP - A slightly less obnoxious BNP.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Actually I do think ukip existing is a good idea, the two main parties do need a kick up the arse we always get one or another and they are always a select group of people who look out for their own personal interests. By putting the shits up them maybe they will listen to the people who vote a bit more or face losing their comfy seats. I personally wouldn't vote ukip even though I want to fuck the EU off I think ukip are too backwards and probably would be damaging if they ever got near power. Fuck the EU off though its a disgrace.

[Pidge]

It's tiresome. At least UKIP are anti muslim fundamentalism, which is a dire issue that needs addressing in this country.

 

Fucking idiot.

[Anny Road]

Seeing that tit after the plane crash was however extremely funny.

[Pidge]

Actually I do think ukip existing is a good idea, the two main parties do need a kick up the arse we always get one or another and they are always a select group of people who look out for their own personal interests. By putting the shits up them maybe they will listen to the people who vote a bit more or face losing their comfy seats. I personally wouldn't vote ukip even though I want to fuck the EU off I think ukip are too backwards and probably would be damaging if they ever got near power. Fuck the EU off though its a disgrace.

 

Listening to these voters means an even more conservative coalition.

 

I think UKIP base themselves around a number of important issues, but they reduce them to simplistic notions based on fear and jingoism. They don't promote debate, they claim to have the results of the debate before it's even taken place in earnest and ultimately serve only to polarise.