Best female singer ever.

[redheart]

Sorry but you are all wrong.

 

For me by far the best female Singer is Lori

 

[sh#t waffle]

How have we got this far without mention of Christina Aguilera? It probably wont be popular as she is not black enough, or from the 1950s, but she has a fantastic voice and compares to many on here, and is certainly much more talented then some that have been mentioned. An incredable singer.

She graduated from the school of 'why use one syllable when you can use thirty nine'. Other famous graduates include Maria Carey and Dion. And she blatantly has an extremely smelly vadge.

[JohnnyH]

She graduated from the school of 'why use one syllable when you can use thirty nine'. Other famous graduates include Maria Carey and Dion. And she blatantly has an extremely smelly vadge.

 

Yep, there is no doubt that female singers think nowadays that you have to finish with a traverse of about 9 octaves instead of holding a note. Doesn't take away from the fact she has an amazing voice. No one of Aguilares era comes close to her.

 

I'd like to smell her vadge.

[JohnnyH]

Sorry but you are all wrong.

 

For me by far the best female Singer is Lori

 

 

She was like a stick insect. I'd seen more meat on a cabbage.

[Ginny]

Janis Joplin

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

How have we got this far without mention of Christina Aguilera? It probably wont be popular as she is not black enough, or from the 1950s, but she has a fantastic voice and compares to many on here, and is certainly much more talented then some that have been mentioned. An incredable singer.

 

Mariah Carey is a better singer the Aguilera I reckon.

[JohnnyH]

Mariah Carey is a better singer the Aguilera I reckon.

 

She's got nicer bangers, but she's not as good a singer.

[Nick Leeson]

Epic Failiure's throughout. Montserrat Caballier is where it's at. Ohh,oh,,ohhhhhhh,ohhoah,oahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - Barrrrrcellllooenahhhhhhh

[dave u]

Belinda Carlisle.

 

May as well just close the thread now.

[Faustus]

Roy Orbison and Enrico Caruso were the only men in the entire 20th century to hit the note E flat.

 

Unfortunately, Christina Aguilera has done it since, which tarnishes the achievement somewhat.

[JohnnyH]

Roy Orbison and Enrico Caruso were the only men in the entire 20th century to hit the note E flat.

 

Unfortunately, Christina Aguilera has done it since, which tarnishes the achievement somewhat.

 

You see. You see what I'm saying. Just because of some perceived viewpoint, all of a sudden a great voice isn't a great voice. What could possibly be unfortunate about someone having a great voice? Take the song "beautiful". A great song sung superbly.

[neko]

Mariah Carey is a better singer the Aguilera I reckon.

 

i thought this thread was female singers only ?

[RJ Fan club]

I'm leaning towards Aretha Franklin, Nina Simone or Dusty Springfield myself.

[sh#t waffle]

You see. You see what I'm saying. Just because of some perceived viewpoint, all of a sudden a great voice isn't a great voice. What could possibly be unfortunate about someone having a great voice? Take the song "beautiful". A great song sung superbly.

No, it just proves she's a dude.

[stringvest]

Urethra Franklin. Pisses all over every one else.

[Flying Pig]

Lurtzy reckons its Geri Halliwell. Neg him!

[Tom R]

Joni Mitchell is the greatest female vocalist of all time.

Ever.

 

Nobody even comes remotely close.

 

i was going to go with Franklin as well, but to be fair there are loads of great soul vocalists. Nobody can do what Joni Mitchell can do.

[gazelle]

Aretha for me, I remember my step dad bought me her CD when he first got together with my old ma and i honestly thought he was so cool for gettign it for me. Our relationship was formed from this gift.

 

I also love Carol King and Carly Simon..

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[dirty_sanchez]

Nobody Does It Better just makes me think of Alan Partridge.

 

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[Alan Sex]

[Soleilrouge]

stevie nicks or kate bush

 

i have had them both

[halewood pete]

crystal gayle

diana ross

linda ronstadt

[Sut]

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[hamstrung]

Joni Mitchell is the greatest female vocalist of all time.

Ever.

 

Nobody even comes remotely close.

 

i was going to go with Franklin as well, but to be fair there are loads of great soul vocalists. Nobody can do what Joni Mitchell can do.

 

Good shout on Joni Mitchell.

 

Dirk mentioned Nina Simone. She'd be right up there. He version of Lilac Wine is a real spine tingler. Also a crazy mutha which earns extra points.