Bacon

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Bacon snobs can fuck off. Bacon is glorious in all of its forms.

Hmn.

 

This is quite a good point.

[lifetime fan]

Hmn.

 

This is quite a good point.

No it isn't.

 

Look at those absolute cunts who destroy bacon by injecting it with water, diluting the taste and aceness of it.

 

The fucking Happy Shopper twats of bacon. They need to be sought out and destroyed for the sake of humanity.

 

Anyone who fiddles with bacon is worse than a nonce.

[lifetime fan]

Bacon > Kids.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

No it isn't.

 

Look at those absolute cunts who destroy bacon by injecting it with water, diluting the taste and aceness of it.

 

The fucking Happy Shopper twats of bacon. They need to be sought out and destroyed for the sake of humanity.

 

Anyone who fiddles with bacon is worse than a nonce.

Also a very valid point.

[Mook]

I think we all need to calm down here, it's not as if anyone has said they put tomato sauce on their bacon.

 

Just as an aside, people who put tomato sauce on bacon should be catapulted into the sun.

 

And then shot to death.

[lifetime fan]

I think we all need to calm down here, it's not as if anyone has said they put tomato sauce on their bacon.

Just as an aside, people who put tomato sauce on bacon should be catapulted into the sun.

 

And then shot to death.

You fucking weak assed lefty.

 

We need to be far more aggressive with their punishment.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Bacon and cheese  - tomato ketchup

 

Bacon  - brown sauce

 

That's how I (bacon) roll.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

BBQ Sauce for me. Don't like brown sauce. Don't like tomato sauce.

[Bjornebye]

Unsmoked bacon? voluntarily?

 

We have outed one. can someone post pictures of villagers with pitch forks please. I feel an outrage coming

[Hand Shandy]

BBQ Sauce for me. Don't like brown sauce. Don't like tomato sauce.

Wrong.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Unsmoked bacon? voluntarily?

 

We have outed one. can someone post pictures of villagers with pitch forks please. I feel an outrage coming

 

You do that. I'll just eat this bacon.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Wrong.

Oh contraire, mon frère, don't you even go there; bacon with BBQ sauce is like a beat without a snare.

[Stickman]

It's what pigs were invented for....nothing beats the smell of fried bacon

 

[Mook]

Oh contraire, mon frère, don't you even go there; bacon with BBQ sauce is like a beat without a snare.

 

What do you do in a cafe, take your own sauce in?

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

What do you do in a cafe, take your own sauce in?

Who doesn't carry their own condiments around? What is this, fucking 1930s Germany? Hateful, hateful bastard.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Just seen that bean dodging cunt has negged me. Fucking furious here.

[Mook]

Who doesn't carry their own condiments around? What is this, fucking 1930s Germany? Hateful, hateful bastard.

It was an innocent question you fascist arse flap.

[Chip Butty]

It's what pigs were invented for....nothing beats the smell of fried bacon

 

 

If it ain't fried, then its just not worth it.

 

You may as well put Marg on your bread for your Bacon Butty(A relative) and have double the bad let down, if you're grilling it. 

[Bjornebye]

beans, bbq sauce and exfoliating. Fuck you NV

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

It was an innocent question you fascist arse flap.

I don't often go to cafes, to be honest. If they didn't have BBQ sauce, no worries, I'd have an egg in there - the yolk acts as the sauce.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

beans, bbq sauce and exfoliating. Fuck you NV

BBQ sauce I can take flak for, and exfoliating, but your bean dodging antics won't fucking stand.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

If it ain't fried, then its just not worth it.

 

You may as well put Marg on your bread for your Bacon Butty(A relative) and have double the bad let down, if you're grilling it. 

 

Grilled streaky bacon is nice, because it's much more fatty.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Not a fan of streaky bacon, to be honest. I do grill bacon, though. The fat goes nice and crisp and bubbly, but the meat isn't greasy like when it's fried.

[Bjornebye]

Just fucking come out NV, get it over with. No-ones arsed. It's the deception people get pissed off with.

[Chip Butty]

Grilled streaky bacon is nice, because it's much more fatty.

Not a fan of streaky in a Butty. Use it more for cooking(Smoked of course), It's no Pancetta though it has to be said.