Upcoming Films

[johnsusername]

A Joker sequel is in the works, apparently.

 

https://www.polygon.com/23158937/joker-2-sequel-todd-phillips-joaquin-phoenix-folie-a-deux

 

 

[Paul]

20 hours ago, skend04 said:

 

 

The Predator prequel.

 

Brilliant. Only on Hulu? No cinema release? Disney+ for us?

[Paul]

14 hours ago, Juniper said:

Seeing nothing but bad reviews of this.

 

Apparently up there with the original Jurassic Park 3 as the worst in the series.

Reviews or speculation? Top Gun Maverick got loads of the latter but it’s fucking brilliant. 

[Bruce Spanner]

The Mrs has seen Jurassic Park and says it’s truly abysmal.

 

[manwiththestick]

9 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

The Mrs has seen Jurassic Park and says it’s truly abysmal.

 

It's near 30 years old mate, some things may not have aged well.

 

But joking aside, mine booked tickets for her and our kids on Friday and asked if I wanted to go, based on the last film and the trailer fir thus new one I opted to stay home and get drunk.

[Bruce Spanner]

29 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

It's near 30 years old mate, some things may not have aged well.

 

But joking aside, mine booked tickets for her and our kids on Friday and asked if I wanted to go, based on the last film and the trailer fir thus new one I opted to stay home and get drunk.

It’s that they just haven’t adapted the plot for the modern world.

 

Why do you need weaponised velociraptors when you have drones, smart sand and pin point accuracy missiles.

 

It’s mad, like they looked at the 1900’s version of warfare and thought ‘fuck it, add dinosaurs’.

[Strontium]

16 hours ago, Juniper said:

Seeing nothing but bad reviews of this.

 

Apparently up there with the original Jurassic Park 3 as the worst in the series.

 

Hmm. Currently at 73% on Rotten Tomatoes. I guess that'll change if it's no good.

 

I quite liked Jurassic Park III. The first Jurassic World though was a misogynistic turd of a film.

[Section_31]

Prey and that Grey Man thing look good.

 

Will have to go and watch the new Jurassic Park as my Mrs loves them. Have always found dinosaurs boring as fuck, think it's because I've got so many autistic kids in my circles of friends and family and it's all they talk about.

 

"Hey do you know how long a diplodocus's jawbone was?"

 

"No, now go and count some cards while I catch up with reruns of Baywatch."

[Juniper]

5 hours ago, Paul said:

Reviews or speculation? Top Gun Maverick got loads of the latter but it’s fucking brilliant. 

Reviews 

 

Not seen one positive review for it yet

 

https://amp.theguardian.com/film/2022/jun/08/jurassic-world-dominion-review-time-to-drop-the-dead-dino

[George Roper]

 

[TD_LFC]

 

[Strontium]

 

[manwiththestick]

2 hours ago, Strontium said:

 

Awesome, I didn't even know of this being a thing!

[polymerpunkah]

 

Ana De Armas in biopic of Marilyn Monroe on Netflix.

[TD_LFC]

Sony determined to turn all Spiderman's enemies into anti-heroes.

 

 

[Anubis]

Fuck you, Sony!  FUCK YOU! Probably my favourite Spiderman villain and you are going to fuck it up. 

[Anubis]

I’m not really one for Sports biographies, but this looks good.

 

 

[sir roger]

Is it Dennis ?

[Scooby Dudek]

5 minutes ago, Anubis said:

I’m not really one for Sports biographies, but this looks good.

 

 

Great backing music, do you know who wrote the theme song ? 

[Anubis]

Looks like this may fulfil some mindless violent popcorn entertainment.

 

 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Anubis said:

Looks like this may fulfil some mindless violent popcorn entertainment.

 

 

Fuck sake. 

[the chimp]

On 09/07/2022 at 04:44, Anubis said:

I’m not really one for Sports biographies, but this looks good.

 

 

An old colleague of mine did his PhD on Duke (and Alick Wickham too). It was very well received and a bit of a definitive study. Interested to see if he's in this.

[manwiththestick]

On 08/07/2022 at 19:44, Anubis said:

I’m not really one for Sports biographies, but this looks good.

 

 

Worst superhero ever.

[skend04]

 

Looks suitably OTT like the 3 before it.

[Elite]

On 12/07/2022 at 08:57, the chimp said:

An old colleague of mine did his PhD on Duke (and Alick Wickham too). It was very well received and a bit of a definitive study. Interested to see if he's in this.

Matt Smith?