That Cunt Mugabe

[Nunavut Patrick]

Are we back to calling it Rhodesia now?

 

But Brucie in charge...

[Guest Pistonbroke]

He'll be in that 'I'm a Celebrity' shite next year. 

[Lee909]

He'll be in that 'I'm a Celebrity' shite next year. 

 

 

Im a dictator get me out of here

 

I would stick them all in the back end of nowhere in the Russian Urals

 

Trump

Mugabe

Putin

Kim Jung-Un

Ramzan Kadyrov

May

Mogg

Boris

Teodoro  Mbasogo

 

 

I would watch ever fucking minute

 

I'm thinking more Battle Royale style though

[Harry Squatter]

It will still be the same twats in charge. The Zanu PF. They are just pissed off that his wife will be more arsed about hiring a private jet to go shopping in Paris rather than making sure everyone in the country stays downtrodden.

[Anubis]

As despots go the cunt has lasted longer than most, A sad indictment of the rest of the world really,

You only need to ask yourself one question - does Zimbabwe have oil or gas resources?

[Anny Road]

It will still be the same twats in charge. The Zanu PF. They are just pissed off that his wife will be more arsed about hiring a private jet to go shopping in Paris rather than making sure everyone in the country stays downtrodden.

or paid off.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

It will still be the same twats in charge. The Zanu PF. They are just pissed off that his wife will be more arsed about hiring a private jet to go shopping in Paris rather than making sure everyone in the country stays downtrodden.

 

Yep, bit like being happy at Mogg or BJ replacing May. 

[Delmar]

I would give him exactly the same access to medical care as the rest of the population has.  That would be enough.

[General Dryness]

African generals are boss, big sunglasses,  blag Rolex and a degree from Hull university.

 

 

And they usually have an ace nickname like "The Lion of Tchemwenge". Or something.

[Ne Moe Imya]

Disappointing to see a leader who won a series of legitimate democratic elections being overthrown.

 

Nobody tell Hades.

[VladimirIlyich]

You only need to ask yourself one question - does Zimbabwe have oil or gas resources?

My guess is no,or very little? What do I win?

[stringvest]

Zimbabwe has shed loads of natural resources. I laughed out loud at a hotel breakfast table this morning reading Boris Johnson’s piece in the Torygraph about how the powerful elites in Zimbabwe had plundered the countrys wealth and natural resources to share amongst their cronies. The man is a fucking cunt, as if we didn’t know already.

[Anubis]

My guess is no,or very little? What do I win?

The NO OIL - NO REGIME CHANGE Trophy.

[Fowlers God]

Zimbabwe has shed loads of natural resources. I laughed out loud at a hotel breakfast table this morning reading Boris Johnson’s piece in the Torygraph about how the powerful elites in Zimbabwe had plundered the countrys wealth and natural resources to share amongst their cronies. The man is a fucking cunt, as if we didn’t know already.

Change Zimbabwe for England and it’s just the same

[Dr Nowt]

Errrrrr...

[Babb'sBurstNad]

You only need to ask yourself one question - does Zimbabwe have oil or gas resources?

 

Worst Dirty Harry line ever.

[General Dryness]

Well, do they?

[stringvest]

Well, do they?

They have diamonds, platinum, and enough fertile land to feed the bottom half of Africa

[General Dryness]

I was running with the Dirty Harry theme.

 

Thanks though, Logic.

[tokyojoe]

Zimbabwe is the largest grower of tobacco in Africa, and the 6th largest grower in the world.

[Bjornebye]

Zimbabwe is the largest grower of tobacco in Africa, and Mugabe's wife has the 6th largest growler in the world.

 

 

Trust you to know that 

[tokyojoe]

Trust you to know that 

I am a fountain of all knowledge.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wikipedia helps though.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Big, long rambling speech just delivered by Mugabe.

 

However, he failed to resign and has suggested he will stubbornly try to cling on to power.

 

He's doing a Theresa May.

[Strontium]

Interesting how the left-wing populist, anti-imperialist Mugabe is disclaimed by left-wing populist anti-imperialists over here. An odd phenomenon for which I'm not even going to attempt an explanation.

[Anubis]

Destined to 'die peacefully in his bed' within the next week.