Rate the last film you watched...

[The Woolster]

Just seen that this thread has had almost 1.3m views, and I'm not sure if I've ever clicked on it!

 

I watched Maze Runner (the 1st one) last night, mildly entertaining, but not as good as Hunger Games - 6.5/10

 

[Bjornebye]

28 minutes ago, SasaS said:

 

You liked 50 Dead Men Walking? I thought is was pretty bad.

It was ok. Good soundtrack. 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

1 hour ago, The Woolster said:

Just seen that this thread has had almost 1.3m views, and I'm not sure if I've ever clicked on it!

 

I watched Maze Runner (the 1st one) last night, mildly entertaining, but not as good as Hunger Games - 6.5/10

 

Jesus there's an endorsement, 'not as burnt as Life time fans full English'

[The Woolster]

I mean, Hunger Games is like a 7.1, also nothing particularly special

[Numero Veinticinco]

22 minutes ago, The Woolster said:

I mean, Hunger Games is like a 7.1, also nothing particularly special

I think they’re probably all surround sound these days, mate. 

 

Fnar.

[SasaS]

19 minutes ago, The Woolster said:

I mean, Hunger Games is like a 7.1, also nothing particularly special

 

So, what you're saying is that Hunger Games is 8.5% better than Maze Runner. What improvements, in what area and by how much should Maze Runner make to have a chance of being rated better than Hunger Games?

[razor]

13 hours ago, SasaS said:

 

So, what you're saying is that Hunger Games is 8.5% better than Maze Runner. What improvements, in what area and by how much should Maze Runner make to have a chance of being rated better than Hunger Games?

.. and, of course, welcome aboard...

[Total Longo]

Watched "Upgrade" over the weekend. Had no idea what to expect at all. Superbly entertaining nonsense with the fella from "Quarry" being literally the only person i'd heard of in it. Basically he's a quadraplegic after an attack where his Mrs gets murdered. He volunteers for this experimental chip in his spine that miraculously allows him to walk again, so goes looking for the people that killed his wife. The chip starts to have ideas of it's own and that's where the fun starts. 

 

Part Deathwish, part Videodrome, part RoboCop. All boss. 8/10 

[Elite]

'71 is fucking boss.

 

I've just watched it and it's the best film I've seen in a while.

[Guest]

On 1/28/2019 at 4:54 PM, The Woolster said:

I mean, Hunger Games is like a 7.1, also nothing particularly special

I've never seen Hunger Games or Maze Runner. I am not sure if I am missing out or not.

[Carvalho Diablo]

30 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

I've never seen Hunger Games or Maze Runner. I am not sure if I am missing out or not.

You're not. 

[Hades]

On 1/28/2019 at 11:27 PM, General Dryness said:

Always wondered about sensory deprivation. Never been brave enough to actively seek it out to have a go though.

Two words.

 

Joe. Rogan.

[Alan Sex]

9 hours ago, Elite said:

'71 is fucking boss.

 

I've just watched it and it's the best film I've seen in a while.

It is very good. 

 

However, the film two before it in the series is much dirtier. 

[Mudface]

16 hours ago, Total Longo said:

Watched "Upgrade" over the weekend. Had no idea what to expect at all. Superbly entertaining nonsense with the fella from "Quarry" being literally the only person i'd heard of in it. Basically he's a quadraplegic after an attack where his Mrs gets murdered. He volunteers for this experimental chip in his spine that miraculously allows him to walk again, so goes looking for the people that killed his wife. The chip starts to have ideas of it's own and that's where the fun starts. 

 

Part Deathwish, part Videodrome, part RoboCop. All boss. 8/10 

Watched that a while back and really enjoyed it. Cracking little film, clever, dark, funny and violent, bit like a really, really good episode of Black Mirror.

[Guest]

8 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

You're not. 

I had a feeling that was the case. 

[Guest]

33 minutes ago, Alan Sex said:

It is very good. 

 

However, the film two before it in the series is much dirtier. 

The film 28 after it is cold, sweet and is normally available out of the side of a van that plays music. Surreal. 

[SasaS]

3 hours ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

The film 28 after it is cold, sweet and is normally available out of the side of a van that plays music. Surreal. 

 

This was overall a great series, many people don't know that Billy Wilder did the first three, and before it reached double figures, you already had people like Fincher and Fellini directing instalments. Fellini was so enthusiastic he did one and a half films.

[Mook]

Split, load of shite although I did quite like the two girls running about in their underwear.

 

4/10

[Grinch]

1 hour ago, Mook said:

Split, load of shite although I did quite like the two girls running about in their underwear.

 

4/10

 

The missus told me this one was based on a true story. 

 

Imagine my shock when Bruce Willis from unbreakable makes a cameo. 

[Mook]

2 minutes ago, Grinch said:

 

The missus told me this one was based on a true story. 

 

Imagine my shock when Bruce Willis from unbreakable makes a cameo. 

That M Night Shyamalan cunt should be banned from making films quite frankly. Has he ever directed a film that wasn't utter mince?...

 

Scratch that, just checked his filmography & the answer is no.

[Guest]

34 minutes ago, Mook said:

That M Night Shyamalan cunt should be banned from making films quite frankly. Has he ever directed a film that wasn't utter mince?...

 

Scratch that, just checked his filmography & the answer is no.

The sixth sense was boss, the village was pretty good and he did a weird horror film where kids go and stay with their grandparents. That was good too. But he has made some gash as he finances the films himself so there is really noone to challenge him on whether they are good enough. 

[Mook]

1 minute ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

The sixth sense was boss, the village was pretty good and he did a weird horror film where kids go and stay with their grandparents. That was good too. But he has made some gash as he finances the films himself so there is really noone to challenge him on whether they are good enough. 

I'm sorry but they're all shite.

[Guest]

9 minutes ago, Mook said:

I'm sorry but they're all shite.

90% on rottentomatoes for the sixt sense would suggest otherwise. 

[Mook]

21 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

90% on rottentomatoes for the sixt sense would suggest otherwise. 

When Barry Norman handed over the reigns to me, he didn't say anything about putting up with this sort of nonsense.

 

If I say a film is shite then that's it, case closed.

[Tony Moanero]

I’ve only seen The Sixth Sense and Unbreakable. I can’t recall much about Unbreakable but do remember not enjoying it. I liked/still quite like The Sixth Sense and have to be honest, I didn’t get onto the twist first time around.