Posted 14 April 2010 - 09:10 PM
Was in sharing some apartments with some mates, one of which had an on-suite bathroom.
We asked him why and his reply was something along the lines of he didn't fancy sharing a bog with the rest of us.
Thats it I said to myself so as soon he was occupied in another room I snuck in AC Slatered and then waddled to the communal bog to wipe my arse as I didn't bog paper to ruin the sight of a fresh brown babies arm in that pricks shit bowl!
Posted 07 May 2010 - 12:06 AM
Posted 29 August 2011 - 08:11 PM
I was about to go exercise for a bit so had the laptop unplugged for musical accompaniment reasons and started reading. Now it's an hour later and while my stomach muscles have had a good workout though the laughter the battery is now fucking drained.
I am yet to Slater. But I did once half-Slater while chundering into the bath. Who wants to name that beautiful manoevre?
Posted 09 March 2015 - 02:32 PM
Best ever entry on an online problems forum:
"Guys this is probably the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to me. I was at my girlfriends house tonight for dinner, and shortly after i had to go #2. My Gf's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on Saved By The Bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair.
So when I was taking a dump, My stomach was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC SLatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door.
Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly, the door opened, and my gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I am expecting my gf to break up with me tommorow. I am so embarassed and I hope my gf doesnt blabber about this, Ill die if anyone else finds out. "
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