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AC Slatering

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#281 The Acolyte

The Acolyte

Posted 14 April 2010 - 09:10 PM

Probably been mentioned before but over in Oz its known as the reverse Kanga.
Was in sharing some apartments with some mates, one of which had an on-suite bathroom.
We asked him why and his reply was something along the lines of he didn't fancy sharing a bog with the rest of us.
Thats it I said to myself so as soon he was occupied in another room I snuck in AC Slatered and then waddled to the communal bog to wipe my arse as I didn't bog paper to ruin the sight of a fresh brown babies arm in that pricks shit bowl!
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#282 Remmie


Posted 15 April 2010 - 11:39 PM

Hands up who's slatered lime street?

*raises hand*
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You are not interested in Culture and History of Latvia, you just want to make fuck with Latvian girls.

#283 Remmie


Posted 07 May 2010 - 12:06 AM

Holy Mudchild Batman, I just unleashed perhaps the greatest Anal achievement in recent peanut filled history; I just Slatered the hotel in Nottingham, which had an awesome Laptop balancing cistern and then, wait for it - pulled an ace (aka 1 wipe wonder). And ye, it was borne: the Ace C Slater.
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You are not interested in Culture and History of Latvia, you just want to make fuck with Latvian girls.

#284 loadsoftrophies


Posted 07 May 2010 - 01:51 AM

That is amazing, one wipe is just dreamlike. Ace C Slater, we have a new challange.
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No fatties, no hamsters, no dopers no smokers, no Donna Juanitas, no posers, no crazies.

#285 Unrighteous


Posted 07 May 2010 - 10:34 AM

A one wiper? Surely, you jest.
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#286 Total Longo

Total Longo

Posted 07 May 2010 - 06:33 PM

It happens, but mainly in dreams...
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"Cunting well cunt off then you cuntfaced cunt"

#287 Unrighteous


Posted 25 August 2011 - 08:13 AM

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I was drinking some coffee after my lunch, and thinking, I haven't had a good SLATER lately... So, I'm planning to AC Slater the bog in my flat in about 20 minutes.

You lot get up to any Slatering lately?
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#288 loadsoftrophies


Posted 25 August 2011 - 08:36 PM

Nice reminding, gonna give my toilet a good Slatering first thing tomorrow.
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No fatties, no hamsters, no dopers no smokers, no Donna Juanitas, no posers, no crazies.

#289 Rapey Hugh

Rapey Hugh

Posted 25 August 2011 - 10:11 PM

This thread was one of the best things i have ever read on the gf.
I'm off to perform a "Lavitating Slater".
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Like Dante meets Bosch in a crack lounge!

#290 Pidge


Posted 29 August 2011 - 08:11 PM

Fucking hell, this thread...

I was about to go exercise for a bit so had the laptop unplugged for musical accompaniment reasons and started reading. Now it's an hour later and while my stomach muscles have had a good workout though the laughter the battery is now fucking drained.

I am yet to Slater. But I did once half-Slater while chundering into the bath. Who wants to name that beautiful manoevre?
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#291 Ginny


Posted 29 August 2011 - 09:07 PM

This thread demands a Slater to be made
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#292 Unrighteous


Posted 30 August 2011 - 02:30 AM

Today... I shall slater.
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#293 Guest_LFD_*


Posted 09 March 2015 - 02:32 PM

Best ever entry on an online problems forum:

"Guys this is probably the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to me. I was at my girlfriends house tonight for dinner, and shortly after i had to go #2. My Gf's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on Saved By The Bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair.

So when I was taking a dump, My stomach was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC SLatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door.

Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly, the door opened, and my gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I am expecting my gf to break up with me tommorow. I am so embarassed and I hope my gf doesnt blabber about this, Ill die if anyone else finds out. "


Great story.

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#294 Alan Sex

Alan Sex

Posted 20 July 2016 - 06:54 PM

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Commit random acts of sex.

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