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  • 3 months later...

Probably been mentioned before but over in Oz its known as the reverse Kanga.

Was in sharing some apartments with some mates, one of which had an on-suite bathroom.

We asked him why and his reply was something along the lines of he didn't fancy sharing a bog with the rest of us.

Thats it I said to myself so as soon he was occupied in another room I snuck in AC Slatered and then waddled to the communal bog to wipe my arse as I didn't bog paper to ruin the sight of a fresh brown babies arm in that pricks shit bowl!

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  • 3 weeks later...

Holy Mudchild Batman, I just unleashed perhaps the greatest Anal achievement in recent peanut filled history; I just Slatered the hotel in Nottingham, which had an awesome Laptop balancing cistern and then, wait for it - pulled an ace (aka 1 wipe wonder). And ye, it was borne: the Ace C Slater.

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  • 1 year later...

Fucking hell, this thread...

 

I was about to go exercise for a bit so had the laptop unplugged for musical accompaniment reasons and started reading. Now it's an hour later and while my stomach muscles have had a good workout though the laughter the battery is now fucking drained.

 

I am yet to Slater. But I did once half-Slater while chundering into the bath. Who wants to name that beautiful manoevre?

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  • 3 years later...

Best ever entry on an online problems forum:

 

"Guys this is probably the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to me. I was at my girlfriends house tonight for dinner, and shortly after i had to go #2. My Gf's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on Saved By The Bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair.

 

So when I was taking a dump, My stomach was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC SLatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door.

 

Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly, the door opened, and my gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I am expecting my gf to break up with me tommorow. I am so embarassed and I hope my gf doesnt blabber about this, Ill die if anyone else finds out. "

 

Great story.

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On 30/11/2007 at 03:35, Remmie said:

My experience:

 

Needed to poop pretty badly so just dropped my strides and mounted AC style. Didn't consider that this would pin my legs back but by then it was too late. Let rip and the poop bobsleighed down the pan making a big poop splash soaking my hand which were keeping my pigs in check. Got the main load out there and had to switch position as I felt like I was in the walls of Jericho. After finishing off the last reminants my bowel could muster I went to wipe the filthiest poop whole in the history of browning out using the best part of a roll of toilet paper. Somewhat appropriate considering the shirt I was wearing:

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Then I quickly texted Smithy to tell him of my news. Despite mainly negatives I will be trying this again.

 

One of the greatest posts in TLW history. Including anything that Dave, Jules, Dan, Stu, Paul and myself have ever written about the reds. 

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