Tights

[madstock]

Not recommendable - one word of warning - if you opt for the tablet please ensure you do it at night before you go to sleep as if your walking around things can get pretty messy..

 

Ah I was referring to the oral tablet as opposed to the pessary; wouldn't want an anal equivalent of Mount Etna spewing forth the contents of my bowels. Although I suppose in tights they would be pretty much compacted.

 

Maybe I could wear some sort of panty liner to stop anal leakage?

[robbief]

Ah I was referring to the oral tablet as opposed to the pessary; wouldn't want an anal equivalent of Mount Etna spewing forth the contents of my bowels. Although I suppose in tights they would be pretty much compacted.

 

Maybe I could wear some sort of panty liner to stop anal leakage?

 

what would your girlie think if she heard you talking like that.

[madstock]

what would your girlie think if she heard you talking like that.

 

I would imagine that Liz is thinking something along the lines of:

 

madstock

*shakes head*

 

Although I may be wrong...

[She Knows It]

what would your girlie think if she heard you talking like that.

 

She would love him more than all the world as she knows he is taking the piss and would never wear womens' underwear (he wouldn't fit in mine), panty liners, or suffer from anal cottage-cheese leakage.

[Plewggs]

Are you a dogger?

 

That reminds me of a seasonal message:

 

A doggie is not just for Xmas……..it’s a great position all year round

[mattyq]

Mate, on a serious note are you really thinking this? Unless you're doing a lot of standing around your legs shouldn't be that cold

[Uncle_Meat]

Long Johns are the acest clothing invention ever, and only cost a couple of quid from your friendly local military surplus shop.

 

Had to go out extra early a the other week. It was -5C with freezing fog. Long Johns under my combats which in turn were underneath my leathers kept me smiling all the way on my momobike.

[RedinSweden]

i wear long johns when it gets properly cold. I have a long sleeved thermal top too. Helly Hansen they are. Toasty aceness.

[Plewggs]

 

It's true what they say.................real men wear tights.

[She Knows It]

 

It's true what they say.................real men wear tights.

 

Is that Chris?

[Hermes]

 

It's true what they say.................real men wear tights.

 

I hope they caught whoever burgled your room.

[Mook]

I was just in town for a look at the shops & it's a serious tight-fest today, fucking short skirts & tights everywhere.

 

[Total Longo]

My Mrs cannot even say the word "tights" or the word "cock".

 

I've bought myself some cock-tights to cheer her up. 

[Trumo]

I was just in town for a look at the shops & it's a serious tight-fest today, fucking short skirts & tights everywhere.

 

Were they short skirts & tights shops? Christmas pressie for the boss perhaps?

[Mook]

I'm getting her a piano for Christmas.

 

Which I'm going to drop on her head from a great height.

[Mendoza]

[Mook]

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[TheHowieLama]

Madstock is turning over in his grave right now

[Mook]

Ultimate tight wearer.

 

 

[Trumo]

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[Champ]

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Oi! How did you get hold of my phone?

[General Dryness]

I'm getting her a piano for Christmas.

 

Which I'm going to drop on her head from a great height.

 

Anvils work better. As endorsed by Wile E Coyote.

[Mook]

Nora had some competition...

 

[Mook]

Phwoar.

 

[Mendoza]