BESIKTAS ÇARŞI HELL

[El Rojo]

Dave Kirby and co will be like pigs in shit going back to Istanbul ten years after winning the Champions League.

 

"I'm going back to Turkey,

And I'll be bunking off workey,

To see the Reds in the city they brought the cup home,

I might even go there via Rome."

 

Haha...'Workey.' That's so bad it's magnificent.

[RobbieOR]

It would have been worse had we got Gladbach.

[Faustus]

Fucking hell, Robbie, imagine it?

 

"1-1 to Basel and I was a sad sack,

But things changed and we drew Moenchengladbach,

Now I'm happy like a dog with a bone,

Fingering my arse while thinking of Rome."

[El Rojo]

It would have been worse had we got Gladbach.

 

I know, absolutely nothing rhymes with it except ballsack.

[the chimp]

Fucking hell, Robbie, imagine it?

 

"1-1 to Basel and I was a sad sack,

But things changed and we drew Moenchengladbach,

Now I'm happy like a dog with a bone,

Fingering my arse while thinking of Rome."

That's surely Mook not Dave Kirby.

[Croque Monsieur]

Fucking hell, Robbie, imagine it?

 

"1-1 to Basel and I was a sad sack,

But things changed and we drew Moenchengladbach,

Now I'm happy like a dog with a bone,

Fingering my arse while thinking of Rome."

Superb.

[etho]

Looking at the teams in the Europa league, there's absolutely no reason why we couldn't win it, and qualify for the CL that way.

 

Apart from the fact we're utterly shit, there's no reason at all.

[bouncebrigade]

Dave Kirby and co will be like pigs in shit going back to Istanbul ten years after winning the Champions League.

 

"I'm going back to Turkey,

And I'll be bunking off workey,

To see the Reds in the city they brought the cup home,

I might even go there via Rome."

 

We're off to Istanbul

Things won't be dull

A decade on from number five

I better put my vibrator on standby

[Bjornebye]

Fucking hell, Robbie, imagine it?

 

"1-1 to Basel and I was a sad sack,

But things changed and we drew Moenchengladbach,

Now I'm happy like a dog with a bone,

Fingering my arse while thinking of Rome."

 

Not enough rep on the internet for that 

[scudger99]

Pam Ayres eat yer fucking heart out.

[Alan Sex]

Although our form is murky

We got Besiktas, Turkey

My nipples just got perky

And now I'm off to jerky

[Anubis]

I'd forgotten this gem. I wonder if BJK and his insatiable appetite for Liverpool's prostitute dogs will be back?

[scudger99]

Prostitute dogs ?

What the fuck ?

[Hazel Motes]

Bump this, you Engwlish Dogs!

[Kevin D]

This thread is a disgrace.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Gutted I missed this first time round.  All the pictures have disappeared, so I feel like I've missed something beautiful.

 

Also, if BJK had still been around for the Anfield match, I would have had to share this.

 

[RoboRiise]

Ah another TLW classic.

[Denny Crane]

Invaded the Everton Facebook or is it someone wumming. From GOT.

 

 

For better or for worse Tosun has really shined a Turkish spotlight on our club. They have a very powerful online presence. I've ripped some particulars from Evertons official fb page

 

First time I watched Everton match because of Cenk Tosun. I was surprised to see a team (Everton ) was having picnic on the football ground in mother land of football . They shouldn’t get near to any ball until they realised ball is not a water melon.

What a manager, wow: he didn’t take any responsibility for his team not playing football.

Well, I cannot wait for tomorrow which I am going to watch real football (10 years old boys football)."

 

 

 

 

"First You need a good manager and 2 left and right wing defender 2 midfielder who can hold the ball and pass it to strikers Yesterday game was very disappointing first time i actually watched to Everton game and i was shock poor defensive and weak middfield And manager who is just watching the game like a supporter at the stadium and don’t do it anything about it"

 

"Apparently there is no joy for me in this world. The team i support in Turkey is not good, their performance drives me crazy. The performance of Everton in the last game made me want to jump from my balcony. It is obvious i'll have a heart attack soon :)) Mercy on me. Cenk has made me leave my childhood love which was Liverpool and i'm a supporter of Everton anymore. You're a club having 9x Premier League cup, 5x fa cup, 9x English super cup. Remember your roootss and goooooo bluesss. All Turkish people support you! NSNO!"

 

 

"I hope Sam Allardyce will allow the Blues to play better football. Otherwise, protest Sam uncle in thousands of Turkish streets :D"

 

 

"I follow everton for Cenk tosun , he was good goal maker in Turkey and in champion leauge ... What I saw yesterday is Everton has no defand no middfield players are so bad and lazy except rony.. I’m sorry for cenk , he choose wrong team ..."

 

"Poor Everton. They thought they were the new galacticos. Spend a fortune on players. But nothing much have changed since Koeman. Poor Football. And Sam isn’t the man to light up the league."

 

 

"Cenk Tosun has gone from playing champions league group leader football with Besiktas to this? I hope the move doesn't ruin the prime footballing years of his career."

 

 

"I am afraid that Cenk Tosun who was the top scorer in Beşiktaş and quite well in Champions league will loose every success and performance in Everton. He Will be wasted in Everton.. What a pitty"

 

"Everton big club. I thing bad lucky today. For Next week good luck CENK&EVERTON..."

[TheHowieLama]

Sam Uncle -- thats good.

[Strontium]

Carbuncle Sam.

[janmolby]

doner be so hard on him