Big Al slams Bellamy Return

[Sponky]

From SSN

 

Newcastle United legend Alan Shearer has hit out at the prospect of Craig Bellamy making a surprise Magpies return.

 

Bellamy, who spent four years with Newcastle between 2001 and 2005, has been linked with a St James' return following Sam Allardyce's appointment.

 

However, Shearer, despite playing some of his best football alongside the Welsh flyer, believes Bellamy's off-field problems are not worth the hassle.

 

"Has no-one learnt their lesson about signing Craig Bellamy?" said Shearer.

 

"If only Rafa Benitez had rung me I would have told him exactly what he was like. I hope there isn't anything in (the Newcastle reports).

 

"I was having a few days away in France with Gary Speed and Steve Harper and the wives and I picked up the newspaper. I was having a fantastic day.

 

"But when I read Bellamy for Newcastle I thought I would definitely have to have another drink. I had several."

[Anubis]

The fact he has a little feud going with Bellamy doesn't come into it at all. No sireeeeeeee.

[Stouffer]

Shearer's still a dick. No change there then.

[lifetime fan]

What the fuck has Bellamy possibly going to Newcastle got to do with Shearer?

 

I'd be well pissed off if Kenny was slating a player Rafa was after.

[lifetime fan]

From SSN

 

Newcastle United legend Alan Shearer has hit out at the prospect of Craig Bellamy making a surprise Magpies return.

 

Bellamy, who spent four years with Newcastle between 2001 and 2005, has been linked with a St James' return following Sam Allardyce's appointment.

 

However, Shearer, despite playing some of his best football alongside the Welsh flyer, believes Bellamy's off-field problems are not worth the hassle.

 

"Has no-one learnt their lesson about signing Craig Bellamy?" said Shearer.

 

"If only Rafa Benitez had rung me I would have told him exactly what he was like. I hope there isn't anything in (the Newcastle reports).

 

"I was having a few days away in France with Gary Speed and Steve Harper and the wives and I picked up the newspaper. I was having a fantastic day.

 

"But when I read Bellamy for Newcastle I thought I would definitely have to have another drink. I had several."

 

And maybe you could also tell him who to pick for the opening game of the season against Villa, 4-4-2 or 4-2-3-1 Al, what do you think?

 

I fucking hate Shearer, the guy is a know nothing Geordie twat. Thank God we never bought him.

[Anny Road]

I think 'Big Al' is right. Bellamy is a cock and we should never have signed him.

I could have told Rafa that before he came here. If he had of asked like.

[BRANDS]

big al's worried his legendary status is under threat - the geordies love bellers, if i was big sham i wouldnt have big al trying to be bigger icon- go on slap a cheeky £10 million bid in prove your the bigger person sham !

[honourablegeorg]

Shearer's a bigger cunt than Bellamy, by MILES.

[Ian Sea]

Fair play to him, if he hates him then there's no problem slagging him off. I slag off people I hate.

[Plewggs]

Bellamy for Owen could be a decent deal for both clubs.

 

The Geordies wouldn't have to pay Bellamy the reported £120K per week they make to Owen and I suspect Owen would welcome a return to Anfield for a significantly lower wage.

 

Their current transfer values are both quoted at about £9M.

 

Should be a hassle-free deal.

[Karl_b]

Where's the "Fuck off Shearer you Geordie (no offence Stouff) cunt with your McDonalds adverts and general twatiness" option?

[Thants]

I'd love it if they won something with Bellamy. Just for Shearers reaction.

[Karl_b]

I hope the Geordies explode next season under Fat Sam, get Shearer in and then get relegated meeting Leeds in a relegation battle to stay in the Football League in 2012.

[lifetime fan]

Where's the "Fuck off Shearer you Geordie (no offence Stouff) cunt with your McDonalds adverts and general twatiness" option?

 

That would be post #5. :biggrin:

[RedinSweden]

I fucking hate Shearer. Bellamy would be good for them, and was in fact. Shearer can fuck off. WE are letting him go because he didn't quite make the grade, nowt to do with his behaviour.

 

Get fucked Shearer, no one wants to know what you think.

[Carradona]

Piss off Shearer you knob. And shave off the little hair you have left, it looks shit.

[sandbee]

I think Shearer is just jealous of Bellamy. Shearer himself could singlehandedly fucking cure insomnia just with his "personality", whilst in Bellamy he sees what having a bit of fun in life could have been like.

 

Such a shame the deluded geordies worship him and probably actually listens to the shit that comes out of his mouth.

[Plewggs]

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Such a shame the deluded geordies worship him and probably actually listens to the shit that comes out of his mouth.

 

In fairness to the Geordies they have a mixed reaction to the story.

 

The prospect of Barton and Bellamy at the club Xmas party fills some with terror while not all are fans of Shearer the Pundit…….

 

 

http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=14309&st=0

 

Worth a read.

[Chocoholic]

I'd love to see big sham signing him, just to piss off 'mr charisma' (ironic, if not downright sarcastic use of the word there)

[moxter]

Actually I think Shearer's right. Has there been a club that Bellamy hasn't caused trouble of some sort at yet? It's hardly earth-shattering wisdom but he does have a point.

 

Anyhow although he's a dull middleaged twunt, Shearer is a frocking legend and twice the player Bellamy will ever be.

[Christian]

I hate Bellamy the little no-neck twat.

[Stouffer]

Where's the "Fuck off Shearer you Geordie (no offence Stouff) cunt with your McDonalds adverts and general twatiness" option?

 

Damn you Karl, you know I sound nothing like a Geordie.

 

Damn you all.

[fivetimes]

What the fuck has it got to do with Mary Poppins?

[Guest TK-421]

Nowt wrang wiv a birra Geordie like.

[rondeco]

There should be an option: Not good enough for Liverpool.