People with bizarre names

[RobbieOR]

We have some on this forum who has an ace name. Zebedee come forward. ( a.k.a Remmie)

[Guest The Big Green Bastard]

One of my bosses is called "Mike Hunt" 1st day on the job i asked another employee " Are you winding me up? you want me to e-mail mike hunt?"

 

Comedy gold and much hilarity ensued til this day.

[WaltonRed]

I went to uni with a lad called Pierre Smith

[Remmie]

We have some on this forum who has an ace name. Zebedee come forward. ( a.k.a Remmie)

That's Zebedee Kavanagh-Grover to you, you young whipper snapper.

 

Got a guy at work called Saddam Hussain.

[RobbieOR]

That's Zebedee Kavanagh-Grover to you, you young whipper snapper.

 

Got a guy at work called Saddam Hussain.

 

Kavanagh? Theres irish in you yet my son.

[Laudanum]

No thread like this could be complete without the sad case of Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii.

 

BBC NEWS | World | Asia-Pacific | NZ judge orders 'odd' name change

[Remmie]

Kavanagh? Theres irish in you yet my son.

Grover is also Irish. My name means Zebedee (Fisherman's father/Dude from magic roundabout) Kavanagh (Saintly)-Grover (Woodsman). I am the saintly springed woodsman. Fuck yeah!

[SammyAftershave]

Okay, call me a romantic old fool, and I realise 'Hitler' may not immediately spring to mind when it comes to naming your children but it's not unrealistic that things might change. I've ventured £10 that it might sneak up on the rails of the 'Most popular celebrity kid's name' list next century with Ladbrookes. I've never had any luck before on the nags before but what the hell. What harm can it do?

[Ronnie]

If we're talking about non-English names then some Thai names can be strange when pronounced in English.

 

We can have a male named Boon-chit and you can imaging westerners call him.

We can have a female named Prom-porn.

 

The list could go on and on.

[SammyAftershave]

Sawadee khrap Ronnie, pom cheu 'Dordek'...I once had the acquaintance of companion called 'Cake', a pal was married to 'Porn' and another who was over for a visit was knocking about with 'Nude'. I think you have to be there to realise that this is normal. Som num naa.

[rb14]

Not only does this guy fill in all the relevant boxes, but I love that he was at the "forefront of prosecuting....". Of course 'prosecuting' has a legal definition, but also refers to "carrying on, engaging in, or practicing.

[stringvest]

I used to go out with a girl whose surname was Ho. I wasn't comfortable with it.

 

sounds like a bit of a laugh

[stringvest]

One place I used to work at was a multinational so Friday afternoon post-pub game was spot the strange names in the email address book. we had;

Randy Rash( well known STD)

Randy Pigg

Randy Ferrari

Simone Bastard

Bart Bumgardner

Ivor Kinghorn

and the daddy of them all

Arce Makadangdang

 

fuckin hell they're all good, but that last one is an absolute belter.

[Soleilrouge]

I knew a solid fuel supplier known as Coleman Burns

 

Also met an Italian lady once called Stiffany Friginese

[moxter]

sounds like a bit of a laugh

 

Ha!

[Total Longo]

A guy in my work is called Maynard Chitty. There is a large unit called Karen Mountain as well.

 

Work for IND (as it was then) Doc?

 

I used to work with same Mr Chitty, Cockney, QPR fan, looks like Nosferatu on a bad day?

 

Got a horrible feeling i know Karen Mountain as well, small, stocky, blonde?into martial arts?

 

Both used to work for UKPS when i was there.

 

On the subject of names you can't beat this guy...

 

Vice Magazine: LONDON - MEET RANDY BUMGARDNER

 

Some other decent ones on there, and Sharon Weed looks well fit.

[craigLCF]

I had a part time job at a call centre and I once dealt with a Mr Dick who resided at The Cock Inn, no wind-up. Also, there's a slightly strange but funny guy I seen playing live locally a while back who composed this little masterpiece in the name of Tokyo Sexwale.

 

YouTube - Tokyo Sexwale

[SammyAftershave]

Not only does this guy fill in all the relevant boxes, but I love that he was at the "forefront of prosecuting....". Of course 'prosecuting' has a legal definition, but also refers to "carrying on, engaging in, or practicing.

 

World class.

[TheBitch]

 

Winner?????

[Fugitive]

Anita Mandalay

[stringvest]

I did have the good fortune of working alongside an Elvis Priestley many years ago. He always tried to make sure he was the last one out of the office.

[Fugitive]

I know someone called Eddie Murphy and he is white. It is too much for the brain to handle.

[stringvest]

I know someone called Eddie Murphy and he is white. It is too much for the brain to handle.

 

funnily enough Elvis Priestley (see above) was black....

[Remmie]

I just got off the phone to a Lik Wei Wee. As I'm new to this desk I could have sworn it was a practical joke but that was really her name.

[paddyberger15]

I've never worked with or known anyone called Janet Cuntfungus, but I reckon I'd like to.