Chinese food

[Anny Road]

I can'y believe Champ lives in Scotland and has never heard of link sausage.

 

Link sausage is nice but it should be called ergonomically designed buttie material. It is not a fking sausage.

[The Golden Eel]

Sausage bap, sausage sandwich, sausage sarnie all OK. I can't remember hearing of barm but when I read it I pictured a bap.

 

A sausage roll is a very specific thing.

We're speaking the same language here so it is. Sausage bap that is to me

[Mook]

I can'y believe Champ lives in Scotland and has never heard of link sausage.

 

Link sausage is nice but it should be called ergonomically designed buttie material. It is not a fking sausage.

A link sausage is the architypal sausage.

 

You're thinking of square sausage.

[cloggypop]

A link sausage is the architypal sausage.

 

You're thinking of square sausage.

I'm pretty sure it's a slice.

[Mook]

Next time I see people eating Chinese food at half 10 in the morning I'm just going to fucking kill myself.

 

Less hassle.

[Curly]

Chips? ffs

Fuck all wrong with getting chips with a Chinese mate. Main, rice, chips. 1 meal. This is big boy shit.

[moof]

Next time I see people eating Chinese food at half 10 in the morning I'm just going to fucking kill myself.

Less hassle.

 

Hahaha

[Fugitive]

Link sausage is nice but it should be called ergonomically designed buttie material. It is not a fking sausage.

Link Sausages are more of a sausage than those meat pancake shits that the Scottish love. They usually get served to you drier than a nuns minge.

 

You are a wrong'un.

[Stouffer]

[Stouffer]

[Stouffer]

[setreal]

Can anyone sum this up for Mook?

[Hand Shandy]

Might struggle.

 

He's a bit dim.

[King Emlyn]

Might struggle.

He's a bit dim.

Yeah but sum one has to tell him.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I thought a normal sausage was called a link as they're made in a chain and cut apart later?

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Can people stop derailing the sausage thread with Chinese shite, thanks.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

So Chinese people aren't allowed to eat sausages now? Racist.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

From what I've derived Link Sausage is that horrendous sausage loaf, which is just sqaures of sausgae meat, in liverpool anwyay it's proper cheap arse shite, I love it.

[setreal]

When I worked in university administration we had two girls from China in our office who prepared actual Chinese foor for us one day. Not good.

[Captain Turdseye]

From what I've derived Link Sausage is that horrendous sausage loaf, which is just sqaures of sausgae meat, in liverpool anwyay it's proper cheap arse shite, I love it.

It reads to me like what Mook actually means to to say when he says 'link sausage' is what we normal folk usually just call a 'sausage'.

 

Sausages.

[Bjornebye]

People who say 'prepared' instead of cooked deserve to eat shit food

[setreal]

A lot of it wasn't cooked you sausage barm.

[Bjornebye]

I'm struggling to think of a Chinese dish that isn't cooked ?

 

You ate raw dick

[setreal]

As I said was actual Chinese food, not what is sold as Chinese food in Europe.

 

One thing looked like a condom stuffed with whoknowswhat.

[Bjornebye]

Dick ?