Adverts you hate.

[Davelfc]

 

I rarely shop in Tescos but this shit is criminal. 

 

[Mudface]

This fucking bollocks. If it's not enough having to squirm through the shitty, feel-good attempt to latch onto football, it ends with that cunt Lingard and his stupid, eminently punchable face. I hope he gets thrown in a bath of coke and his body slowly gets eaten away by the acid over a period of months.

 

 

[Tony Moanero]

3 hours ago, Mudface said:

This fucking bollocks. If it's not enough having to squirm through the shitty, feel-good attempt to latch onto football, it ends with that cunt Lingard and his stupid, eminently punchable face. I hope he gets thrown in a bath of coke and his body slowly gets eaten away by the acid over a period of months.

 

 

Negged. I quite like the advert. Boss song and Speedo Mick is sound.

[The Golden Eel]

Despite the attractive ladies in lycra, that latest Trivago ad is really irritating me. 

[Mudface]

9 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

Negged. I quite like the advert. Boss song and Speedo Mick is sound.

He is, and I've always liked Yazoo. Shame they're attached to this pish.

[A Red]

I hate the Nat West advert talking about how they bring their branches to you. Yes, you fucking closed the branches to save money you cunts. Dont make out youre doing customers some sort of favour

[easytoslip]

9 hours ago, DimReaper said:

Despite the attractive ladies in lycra, that latest Trivago ad is really irritating me. 

In unison TRIVAARGO

[Trumo]

Quick Quid, with the family who have a knackered boiler and no sense of time. The husband is on his way to work still clutching his cup of tea and a slice of toast. The daughter looks like she just woke up in her school uniform and was straight out of the front door. The son is standing in the doorway in his dad's dressing gown complaining that there's no hot water. The mother is worrying that they can't afford to fix the boiler until payday even though they clearly live on the sort of street with houses that suggest the residents aren't living hand-to-mouth each month.

[Dr Nowt]

12 minutes ago, Trumo said:

Quick Quid, with the family who have a knackered boiler and no sense of time. The husband is on his way to work still clutching his cup of tea and a slice of toast. The daughter looks like she just woke up in her school uniform and was straight out of the front door. The son is standing in the doorway in his dad's dressing gown complaining that there's no hot water. The mother is worrying that they can't afford to fix the boiler until payday even though they clearly live on the sort of street with houses that suggest the residents aren't living hand-to-mouth each month.

The long winter nights must absolutely race by at yours.

[easytoslip]

That Penaton whatever it is has been going on for ages , do people actually do that ? Shake their head from side to side and the one that just turns his head and blows before pedalling like a loon, until tomorrow.

[bigthrusts]

The Strongbow one with the two blokes singing in the pub.

[Pureblood]

The Fosters ones on the radio with two worldly wise Aussies giving top lad-bantz advice.  Wonderful.

 

Any radio advert with that ubiquitous cunt who does the Daica adverts and the voice acting on loads of others.  

[Mike D]

The acting.

 

 

 

[Tj hooker]

This new Go compare ad with the car hitting the tree fuck me it's never off the bleeding telly and twice in every break 

[Stickman]

Any chance the Japanese could hunt these annoying fuckers into extinction rather than Whales

 

 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

On 13/08/2019 at 20:51, Mudface said:

This fucking bollocks. If it's not enough having to squirm through the shitty, feel-good attempt to latch onto football, it ends with that cunt Lingard and his stupid, eminently punchable face. I hope he gets thrown in a bath of coke and his body slowly gets eaten away by the acid over a period of months.

 

 

 

To be fair it's a top tune. 

[Mudface]

11 minutes ago, Pistonbroke said:

 

To be fair it's a top tune. 

The ad's ruined it for me for ever...

[sir roger]

Do the guys from Red Dwarf really need the money that much ?

[sir roger]

On 14/08/2019 at 08:27, A Red said:

I hate the Nat West advert talking about how they bring their branches to you. Yes, you fucking closed the branches to save money you cunts. Dont make out youre doing customers some sort of favour

' Natwest, We are what we do '

 

Doesn't mean anything - even Cantona would raise a quizzical eyebrow.

[Trumo]

Just seen an advert for what I thought was Specsavers or something. It follows a girl as she goes through the stages of life through to old age, all the while wearing blue Timmy Mallett glasses that just don't suit her at any point. Seems that nobody bothered to tell her and just thought of her as some sort of loveable eccentric. Then it transpires that the ad is for Unicef.

[A Red]

Stupid adverts for bottled water coming up with guff like "our water has naturally soaked through Himalayan rocks for thousands of years, it is 100% pure, nothing added and contains all the natural minerals for refreshment and health" Look at the bottle "best before October 31 2019"

[Captain Howdy]

4 minutes ago, A Red said:

Stupid adverts for bottled water coming up with guff like "our water has naturally soaked through Himalayan rocks for thousands of years, it is 100% pure, nothing added and contains all the natural minerals for refreshment and health" Look at the bottle "best before October 31 2019"

Peckham Spring

[torahboy]

All adverts, whether they're for cat food, cars, johnnies or jam rags should be more like this. 

 

 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I hardly watch any TV so thankfully don't see many adverts. However, watching a stream for the Cricket you have to put up with adverts. 

 

That advert for Go Daddy with harry Redknapp sums things up as far as adverts go. Like that fucker set up his own website.  

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Not so much hatred of an advert, plus I like Ian Wright. But he was on ITV news this lunchtime going on about Glaucoma and now I've just seen he's doing Adverts for Specsavers......call me a cynic, but that really just shows how the cunts are all in it together.