Beans on a fry up

[Anubis]

I like my black pudding crispy.

 

Deviant.

[Anubis]

Black pudding needs to be cut extra thick so you can have the crispy outside and soft centre.

 

Spot on. But not too crispy on the outside. a gently broken shell. And not those sorry burnt things in that picture.

[lifetime fan]

Spot on. But not too crispy on the outside. a gently broken shell. And not those sorry burnt things in that picture.

 

Without wanting to sound like a massive nonce in a breakfast thread - but a creme brûlée topping finish is perfect.

[Elite]

We've gone from Greasy spoon to great British bake off here

[lifetime fan]

We've gone from Greasy spoon to great British bake off here

 

Guilty.

[Dr Nowt]

I like my fry ups how I like my roast dinners. With hog-tied infants.

[Guest]

[cloggypop]

David Quantick just got served this as a breakfast

 

 

 

Even ARdja wouldn't go to a tenner on that.

[cloggypop]

I looked at the replies and someone sent him this from the Shiraz in town

 

[TheBitch]

I looked at the replies and someone sent him this from the Shiraz in town

 

 

 

That looks a good solid effort there.

[cloggypop]

The Shiraz is boss.

 

5 pounds and 90 pence for that.

[Jairzinho]

David Quantick just got served this as a breakfast

 

 

 

Even ARdja wouldn't go to a tenner on that.

 

Surprisingly good quality photo that considering it must have been taken during the war.

[Numero Veinticinco]

That egg is so fucking undercooked. 

[TheHowieLama]

That looks a good solid effort there.

 

 

Full on bean breakwater there -- had to move the toast to the second story to keep from getting flooded.

[Anny Road]

David Quantick just got served this as a breakfast

 

 

 

Even ARdja wouldn't go to a tenner on that.

No caramel twirl? shit.

[cloggypop]

That egg is so fucking undercooked.

Egg is too much. There's not enough of it. It's an eg.

[Numero Veinticinco]

It’s a queg.

[Bjornebye]

Oh my fucking god. I have uncovered a deviant worse than a bean eater. Some absolute horror in our work has just bought a bacon and hash brown roll from the sandwich van and I have just watched her cover it in mayonnaise. I’ve put a complaint in with HR and I’m sending this from the roof of our building. I’m on the edge. Fucking holocaust all over again and I don’t know if I can cope. The scruffy skanking honking bison 

[Mook]

Oh my fucking god. I have uncovered a deviant worse than a bean eater. Some absolute horror in our work has just bought a bacon and hash brown roll from the sandwich van and I have just watched her cover it in mayonnaise. I’ve put a complaint in with HR and I’m sending this from the roof of our building. I’m on the edge. Fucking holocaust all over again and I don’t know if I can cope. The scruffy skanking honking bison 

 

Putting mayonnaise on breakfast stuff (let alone anything else) is worse than lobbing hand grenades into occupied prams quite frankly.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Honking bison. Excellent.

[Numero Veinticinco]

Wow. I’ll be along in a minute to jump myself. Disgusting, Dutch-like, behaviour.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Mayo on chips or pizza, great.

 

Mayo on bacon at breakfast time, put the dildo down and step away from the child.

[Aventus]

£6 with tea and 2 x Toast.

If somebody served me that I'd throw it at them.

[Numero Veinticinco]

Mayo on pizza. You dirty, dirty...

 

No. No! This is a plan to separate the beaners. Nice try, weirdos. Not happening.

[Bjornebye]

I dont like mayonnaise on anything. Much prefer salad cream.