Things you'd do if you weren't lazy

[Nunavut Patrick]

By the way the book shelf was needed to put books and magazines on that have been in a box since I moved.

 

Three years ago.

 

I’m now reading one of those books.

 

Small steps.

[Remmie]

Is the book about how to put shelves up?

[General Dryness]

Improve my bass playing. I'm reasonably competent, but I can't help but feel that after 30 years I should be better than I am. I've just never put a lot of time into actual practice.

[Nunavut Patrick]

Is the book about how to put shelves up?

Haha...no.

 

It’s about Scottish and their role in the founding of Canada and the influences of the Scottish diaspora bringing values from Scotland to Canada and transposing then towards Canadian society and the effect that that still has today.

 

In other words batter everything and deep fry it.

[Ne Moe Imya]

Always wanted to get into blacksmithing, even made a few stock removal knives (with a file, doesn't require a forge) but never had the energy to actually build a forge and do it.

[ZonkoVille77]

Finish my CCIE exams I started studying for about 10 fucking years ago.

Learn more French.

Jog more.

[Rico1304]

I hope Hades posts in this thread.

[lifetime fan]

Build a brick BBQ.

 

I picked up the bricks last weekend and they’re still sat outside by the shed, not even started to clean them.

[setreal]

Yer ma.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Bathe.

[Rico1304]

Bathe.

Pay your subs?

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Pay your subs?

Fuck off you repetitive, boring cock.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Could easily have been my list that Section. It's hard to tell where laziness starts and procrastination ends. My problem is I start things and then drift off. They never become part of a routine I can stick to.

 

I started learning Italian, got all impressed that I could pick out words I recognised in episodes of Inspector Montalbano, but then thought "Who am I going to talk Italian to?" and never went back to it.

 

I bought a cigarbox guitar because I like old blues and it's only got three strings, so is supposed to be dead easy to pick up. It's gathering dust because I never find the right time to pick it up. Plus, this time of year I have the windows open, and I don't want people to hear me plucking strings in a tuneless manner like a child.

 

I've at least got a provisional licence as part of my plan to learn to drive this year. But again, I'm thinking "It's fucking hot, I don't want to be stuck in a car with a sweaty stranger, I'll wait for Autumn".

 

I will, however, learn a martial art as soon as my evenings that they hold the classes are free.

 

Probably.

[Bjornebye]

Learn Japanese

Watch more Japanese porn

Learn an effective martial art

Move to Tokyo

[General Dryness]

Learn Japanese

Watch more Japanese porn

Learn an effective martial art

Move to Tokyo

He's turning Japanese, I think Stigs turning Japanese, I really think so.

[cloggypop]

He's turning Japanese, I think Stigs turning Japanese, I really think so.

You calling him a wanker?

[Trumo]

.

[General Dryness]

You calling him a wanker?

I doubt he would deny it. The fucking onanist.

[SasaS]

 

 

I started learning Italian, got all impressed that I could pick out words I recognised in episodes of Inspector Montalbano, but then thought "Who am I going to talk Italian to?" and never went back to it.

 

 

 

You can start again and talk to Tony. E il sua mamma. 

[Baresi]

A change of career.

[lifetime fan]

Learn to Sea Kayak.

 

Lidl are selling a Kayak for £40.

[Anny Road]

Lidl are selling a Kayak for £40.

Cheers. Just been for a look. Think they would be ok in the med or a pond. Not sure it would stand up to the North Sea. Rep due.

[Bjornebye]

Cheers. Just been for a look. Think they would be ok in the med or a pond. Not sure it would stand up to the North Sea. Rep due.

The Med is as bad if not worse in patches. Even on a warship. But hang on, you would just batter the waves anyway wouldn't you

[Bjornebye]

The Bering sea wouldn't know what fucking hit it if you decided you fancied a calm kayak.

[Kevin D]

As far back as I can remember, I've always wanted to be a gangster.