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What time will you be going to bed after the game if...


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We bash them Real Madrid players up the bottom with a raft?

 

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We almost win the final and have to accept an unfortunate defeat?

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I've had the mrs on to me today about it.

 

She wants to come down town to watch it but wants to know what time i plan coming home because, not being a big drinker, she doesnt want to be too late and doesnt fancy getting a taxi on her own.

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1) Five minutes after a victory wank

 

2) Five minutes after a cry wank

I'm so pleased I didn't have a mouthful of cocktail. That would have splashed over the screen.

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