My better half...

[deiseach]

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[El Rojo]

She's a big game beaut.

[Jose Jones]

She's a big game beaut.

Pretty much this.

[Captain Turdseye]

Supports Newcastle but not religiously. If she knows they’re on telly she’ll want to watch so I usually keep quiet and don’t tell her.

 

She remains blissfully unaware of the fact I could put every single one of their league games on TV if I wanted to.

[Elite]

Has no interest in football nor any other sport.

[lifetime fan]

Plays rugby and is the walking, talking caricature of a 'rugby is perfect football is shit' cunt.

[G Richards]

Is indifferent. Me and the lad are crazy about it all. Mrs G and our daughter don’t get it. They sort of roll their eyes at us a bit, but deep down me and the lad know they are just not as evolved as us.

[Fowler1972]

Has zero interest in Liverpool. Looks after a young man with muscular dystrophy who follows Bradford so she sometimes asks me about them.

 

I once took her to Anfield for a game against Arsenal. She said two things that stick in the memory.

 

1. What nice grass

2. Is that Va Va Voom? (Thierry Henry)

 

She was working in a bar the night Liverpool triumphed in Istanbul. It was on apparently but she failed to register who won.

[deiseach]

I once took her to Anfield for a game against Arsenal. She said two things that stick in the memory.

 

1. What nice grass

2. Is that Va Va Voom? (Thierry Henry)

 

She was working in a bar the night Liverpool triumphed in Istanbul. It was on apparently but she failed to register who won.

 

I brought my dad to Anfield once. "Two of the most boring hours of my life". He did eventually admit that he found the crowd fascinating. Couldn't understand how thousands of people could start singing in unison(ish) without any cue. As for Istanbul, I had arranged for him to travel over for a break months in advance and he arrived on the afternoon of Thursday May 26 2005. He loved how jolly it all was.

[Josef Svejk]

Plays rugby and is the walking, talking caricature of a 'rugby is perfect football is shit' cunt.

She's right, though, isn't she?!

[Josef Svejk]

Mine likes pretty much all sport, but in moderation (and less so, since kids arrived). Doesn't support anyone, really, apart from the Polish national team.

[moof]

Doesn’t “get” football, but she knows it important to me so feigns interest when I talk about it. Couldn’t pay her to watch a game, mind.

[VladimirIlyich]

Mine likes pretty much all sport, but in moderation (and less so, since kids arrived). Doesn't support anyone, really, apart from the Polish national team.

Is that the team where Mr Sheen and Mr Muscle are the star players?

[Red_or_Dead]

is a Chelsea fan, so obviously knows fuck all about football.

[Josef Svejk]

Is that the team where Mr Sheen and Mr Muscle are the star players?

Yes, Lewandowski and Krychowiak, as they're otherwise known.

[Fowler1972]

I brought my dad to Anfield once. "Two of the most boring hours of my life". He did eventually admit that he found the crowd fascinating. Couldn't understand how thousands of people could start singing in unison(ish) without any cue. As for Istanbul, I had arranged for him to travel over for a break months in advance and he arrived on the afternoon of Thursday May 26 2005. He loved how jolly it all was.

My kids are similar. Before I stopped going myself I tried several times. Took the eldest once, he’d of been about eight then.

 

Normally I’m proud of the fact that he’s a very inquisitive child. It’s question after question with him, always has been.

 

On this occasion we were sitting in the upper tier of the Anfield Rd. waiting for the game to start and he was at it as usual.

 

I said; “Charlie, no more questions now unless they’re about football”.

 

His reply...

 

“How many spaceships would fit in this football stadium?”.

[lifetime fan]

She's right, though, isn't she?!

 

 

Hahaha

 

No. I like both football and rugby, don't think there's a sport I don't enjoy. 

 

She plays up to the rugby Vs football bollocks though, she says she doesn't like football but watches more Klopp pressers than I do and fancies Xabi - he left before we even got together for fucks sake.

[Josef Svejk]

Hahaha

 

No. I like both football and rugby, don't think there's a sport I don't enjoy.

 

She plays up to the rugby Vs football bollocks though, she says she doesn't like football but watches more Klopp pressers than I do and fancies Xabi - he left before we even got together for fucks sake.

Xabi is a sex god, so she's right about that, too.

 

She's always right, isn't she?

[lifetime fan]

Xabi is a sex god, so she's right about that, too.

 

She's always right, isn't she?

 

 

I'm not going to agree or admit to that, that's fucking suicide.

 

Oh she's right about Xabi, but wrong about not liking his beard.

[magicrat]

Will sit and watch the CL final if we make it and ask endless facile questions, Grrrrr

[ROADENDSMIG]

Supports her home town team Bolton Wanderers, but did have a £10 on us to win the Champions League after the Porto game. 

[Remmie]

Not very interested at all and I'm happy with that as I like it being my thing.

 

I made her watch a game on telly (a 5—3 win against Stoke) about 4 years ago and her insight included: I like the one with little quick legs (Sterling who she now hates because he cost £50m) and she fancied Mignolet (pretty boy Karius has given her a real dilemma).

[stringvest]

Doesn’t “get” football, but she knows it important to me so feigns interest when I talk about it. Couldn’t pay her to watch a game, mind.

 

 

you must know someone who can tell her about football 

[Walter Sobchak]

Mine has no interest in football. Fucking loves rugby and think footie players are fannies (which they probably are).

 

I’m praying the lad grows up liking football, I like rugby don’t get me wrong, but I can’t be arsed traipsing up to Sale every week to watch the Sharks in that soulless car park disguised as a stadium.

 

 

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[TheBitch]

“How many spaceships would fit in this football stadium?”.

The answer is 3.