Drink Driving

[Carvalho Diablo]

Apparently Ant whatsisface from Ant and Dec has just been involved in a 3 car accident where a 3 year bairn got injured. Reports say he was pissed and he's got previous for this.

 

Despicable, no excuses in today's enlightened society.

[Pureblood]

Surprising how many celebs get done for this.  I think they have super-egos and just think they can pull any old shit because they're famous.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Surprising how many celebs get done for this. I think they have super-egos and just think they can pull any old shit because they're famous.

Apparently he's supposed to suffer from mental health issues and a drink problem. I mean listen, you've sincerely got my sympathy but, you know, get a fucking taxi pal ffs.

[Juniper]

Always looked a bit shifty

 

[Carvalho Diablo]

Isn't that Dec?

[Pureblood]

Yeah, that's Dec.

[Pureblood]

Apparently he's supposed to suffer from mental health issues and a drink problem. I mean listen, you've sincerely got my sympathy but, you know, get a fucking taxi pal ffs.

 

I've seen him out in the toon a few times.  Definitely likes a brew and doesn't drink in the flashy places all the time.

[Kevin D]

Pissed up cunt.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Hope the little girl is okay.

[The Golden Eel]

I was at a course in work a few months back and it really scared the shit out of me to discover how many times I'd basically been drink driving the morning after a night's drinking. 

[Pureblood]

I was at a course in work a few months back and it really scared the shit out of me to discover how many times I'd basically been drink driving the morning after a night's drinking. 

 

 

Yeah, it's easily done.   You wouldn't get up in the morning, down a bottle of wine, have an afternoon nap and then go out for a spin in the early evening but the time lag is basically the same after a big night.

[Juniper]

Isn't that Dec?

It may have been a joke.

[G Richards]

I repped Juniper because I think he knew it was Dec, but that’s the joke, right? Which one is which? So I think he posted a pic of the wrong one on purpose.

 

Anyhow, get a taxi. Maybe you didn’t plan to drink and then you did. That’s what taxis are for. A group of friends might nominate a designated driver and share that around on various nights out. If that sort of thing wasn’t in play, again, get a taxi. That’s what they are for.

[Section_31]

His forehead looks like Jodrell Bank.

[The Golden Eel]

Yeah, it's easily done.   You wouldn't get up in the morning, down a bottle of wine, have an afternoon nap and then go out for a spin in the early evening but the time lag is basically the same after a big night.

 

Yeah, they said to calculate it, add up all the units you've drank, note the time when you finish drinking and the amount of units equals the number of hours you shouldn't drive for. That might be common knowledge for all I know, but I hadn't heard it before. 

[Carvalho Diablo]

It may have been a joke.

I knew that.

 

[coughs / slopes off]

[Strontium]

I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Jail

[Alan Sex]

His forehead looks like Jodrell Bank.

He’s going to get a more than just a few Jodrell Banks on his forehead in jail.

[Pureblood]

If you are going to drink drive, do it in a 4x4 pick-up truck on a frozen lake.

 

[General Dryness]

His forehead looks like Jodrell Bank.

I have for some years now referred to him as "half face head", because his face only covers half of the front of his head.

 

Simple things.

[Strontium]

Saturday Night Takenaway

[Numero Veinticinco]

Always looked a bit shifty

 

Mate, that Dec. Ant is the on who stands on the other side. This is Ant.

 

[General Dryness]

He's not understocked in the forehead department either.

[Numero Veinticinco]

He's not understocked in the forehead department either.

Fair point. This is Ant.

 

[General Dryness]

That's the IMAX version.