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Pureblood

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Dr Nowt
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Don’t feel bad for me mate, I’m a charismatic dreamboat who pulls attractive women half his age despite being heavily disabled and borderline destitute.

Pureblood
Pureblood

Why do they spend their time posting photos of women they'll never get to fuck?  What do they hope to achieve by doing this?   Take the charmingly named "Summer Slags and Tits" thread, for example.

Pureblood
Pureblood

Not likely, is it?  16,279 posts and counting.

Section_31 Grand Master

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There's something liberating about knowing you can't fuck them though, when you're younger and there's risk of rejection you can be a bit sheepish and worried about going out on a limb, when you're older and there's absolute certainty of rejection though you give less of a fuck. In my old job it was full of young flange and me and my mate who was a similar age used to just walk around making Sid James noises.

 

Phwooooar, woaaaaaar, gordelpus!!!

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Excuse my whataboutery, but this thread reminded me, the other day I was watching the football and Michael Owen was on, and my wife told me that she had Michael Owen up on her wall growing up. Had more to do with him being cute than his FA cup heroics to my dismay.

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That means your new car is a time machine! It’s making you younger.

It’s making me into a suburban family man with a baby and a dog. I spent 30 mins showing my daughter all the coupe’s that I could have had if she hadn’t happened along. She giggled and farted and didn’t look at all sorry

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It’s making me into a suburban family man with a baby and a dog. I spent 30 mins showing my daughter all the coupe’s that I could have had if she hadn’t happened along. She giggled and farted and didn’t look at all sorry

Ha ha I feel your pain mate. Apparently they are worth it though.

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Excuse my whataboutery, but this thread reminded me, the other day I was watching the football and Michael Owen was on, and my wife told me that she had Michael Owen up on her wall growing up. Had more to do with him being cute than his FA cup heroics to my dismay.

 

Either you’re very young or Jimmy Saville.

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