Kate Beckinsale

[Anny Road]

She may be a cracker but can she cook.

No point coming home to that with no dinner ready on the table for you.

[Pureblood]

Don’t wanna cause any offence, but does the TK in your username stand for Thread Killer?

 

 

Red74 this is Red Leader.  

 

Fear not, for I have started a dedicated thread for the purpose of discussing hypersexualisation and whatnot.

 

You may perve at will.

[Red74]

Red74 this is Red Leader.

 

Fear not, for I have started a dedicated thread for the purpose of discussing hypersexualisation and whatnot.

 

You may perve at will.

Guide me in

[Jay86]

She is immense. Still not quite sure how Martin Sheen managed to get her pregnant.

[chrisbonnie]

She is immense. Still not quite sure how Martin Sheen managed to get her pregnant.

Martin Sheen,

 

As in the oul fella?

[Dr Nowt]

Michael Sheen, it was.

[Dr Nowt]

Not sure why I turned into Yoda for that post.

[RedKnight]

Michael Sheen who moved on to Rachel McAdams and then Sarah Silverman. He's swarthy Welsh devil.

[manwiththestick]

Michael Sheen who moved on to Rachel McAdams and then Sarah Silverman. He's swarthy Welsh devil.

Must have a big cock.

[Dr Nowt]

Michael Sheen who moved on to Rachel McAdams and then Sarah Silverman. He's swarthy Welsh devil.

 

A fanny rat, in old money.

 

Fair play to him.

[Jay86]

Yea I meant Michael, must have autocorrected it to Martin as I was typing.

 

For an ugly guy he ain’t half had some women in his time, Kate Beckinsale is by far his greatest achievement in life. He’s born where I’m from and grew up in Port Talbot which is only about 25 minutes away and ended up with her! Where am I going wrong in life?

[Mike D]

[Section_31]

Oh marone, that last one isn't legit surely? 

[Hand Shandy]

Nah, as fake as TK's moral outrage.

[Pureblood]

Nah, as fake as TK's moral outrage.

 

 

Nothing fake at all - I genuinely think there are a lot of sad and fat old farts on here, who have zero chance of touching any women resembling those in the images they post.

[John101]

Just been having a look at this thread, eating my UberEats delivery.

 

As i finished my Grand Big Mac meal, trying to lick the stray Burger sauce from  my cheek, its occurred to me that TK has got me down to a tee.

[lifetime fan]

Just been having a look at this thread, eating my UberEats delivery.

 

As i finished my Grand Big Mac meal, trying to lick the stray Burger sauce from my cheek, its occurred to me that TK has got me down to a tee.

 

Bastard.

 

Just had a look to see if anyone delivering around here and the snow has closed them all. Cunts.

[Pureblood]

We talk about acting performances in the film and TV threads, which is appropriate. 

 

 

Not from where I'm sitting.  

[Numero Veinticinco]

Not from where I'm sitting.

Sit somewhere else?

[manwiththestick]

Not from where I'm sitting.

On your high horse?

[Pureblood]

Sit somewhere else?

 

 

Please see my post in the Rate the Last Film thread.

 

Perhaps my memory is fuzzy, but I seldom see appraisals of female performances in that thread and, if there is one, it's usually appended by how attractive the actress in question looks in the movie.  

 

Furthermore, I often see people mark up a movie solely on the basis that [xxxxxx] got her tits out/had a nice arse/whatever. 

[Guest]

Please see my post in the Rate the Last Film thread.

 

Perhaps my memory is fuzzy, but I seldom see appraisals of female performances in that thread and, if there is one, it's usually appended by how attractive the actress in question looks in the movie.  

 

Furthermore, I often see people mark up a movie solely on the basis that [xxxxxx] got her tits out/had a nice arse/whatever. 

Someone is bored.

[Pureblood]

Speak for yourself.

[cochyn]

Nothing fake at all - I genuinely think there are a lot of sad and fat old farts on here, who have zero chance of touching any women resembling those in the images they post.

 

Is that your point? Those same old farts have no chance of playing, oh I don't know a game where 11 men play another 11 men in a 90 minute race to see who can put a ball in a net more times than the other. Yet think if they were in that situation, they'd do better.  They even have the temerity to criticise those that do. Projection of an imaginary self innit? it's the backbone of the entire internet.

 

Anyway, back on topic: Beckinsale's a comely lass who's cracking value on chat shows: she displays a depth of character borne of experience and a hearty attitude that most would do well to admire and endeavour to live by. And I for one would do that walkie-talkie/fart thing with her that my middle-aged brain cant quite recall right now.

 

Where's me Horlicks..?

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Repped for "comely".