I am drinking myself into an early grave...

[Fowlers God]

3 weeks Sober. 49 to go.

[dickie mint]

Just get straight on it the next day that's the best cure.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Fucking freezing but my Snugpak Sasquatch is kicking arse.

[Carvalho Diablo]

And these hiccups can get tae fuck

[cloggypop]

CD is getting so drunk he's turning Scottish

[Elite]

CD is getting so drunk he's turning Scottish

He's trying to became Bezzie mates with his footballing hero, Oliver McBurnie.

[Captain Turdseye]

The facts and figures are there for all to see. 100% of people that don’t drink alcohol will eventually die.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Just bough 2 more bottles of whisky a couple of back. Thats 3 full bottles,3rd of Bottle bourbon and a 3rd of dark rum.

 

Ain't got shit to do for a week,no work,no plans bar hitting St Albamd and Hemel to check charity shops and 2nd hand record shops

 

Games to play

Music on the turntable

Drinks to drink

 

 

https://youtu.be/1iAYhQsQhSY

Happy birthday my mate! Also got a week off to go on an intermitenenent bender.

[Carvalho Diablo]

I love a drink but hangovers aren't worth it, well to get shit faced on a regular basis.

 

You'd have thought someone would have invented a hangover cure by now.

Had to quit drink some years ago, doctor's orders and all that. Fucked that shit off after 18 long months and since then NAE FOOKIN HANGOVERS.

 

Get the fuck in.Seriously,hangover free zone here.

[cloggypop]

 

 

intermitenenent

Repped

[Carvalho Diablo]

Hope this doesn't sounds a tad sexist but I couldn't really GAF anyway like, but there's a ton of new young hot as fuck fanny in our place. Lovely birds with fabulous stuff front and back.

 

Moonwalking to an unemployable disaster zone...and it's a fucking pleasure to go down smiling.

[Rico1304]

Intravenous saline drip does the job, tbh. Not the easiest thing to get your hands on, granted.

 

Other than that, a can of cherry coke and a suck treat works quite nicely for all but the very worst hangovers.

Certainly takes the taste out of your mouth.

[aRdja]

It bloody well isn't. Loads of variety, tastes ace and doesn't bloat you like lager does.

Guinness > ale > lager

[General Dryness]

Just lucky to be honest.

So long as i stick to spirits im good,if i start with beers or larger i feel rough. Luckily im not a fan of either much so keep with spirits

Weren't you in a coma for six months or something Lee? And ended up having half your internal organs removed? I might be exaggerating.

 

Lucky as fuck.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Guinness > ale > lager

That West Indies porter Guinness is absolutely fucking amazing, and I don't even like Guinness.

[Carvalho Diablo]

What are the thoughts on a full English on the back of a skinfil?

[mattyq]

Intravenous saline drip does the job, tbh. Not the easiest thing to get your hands on, granted.

 

Other than that, a can of cherry coke and a suck treat works quite nicely for all but the very worst hangovers.

Do you think the salt or protein cures it and do you like the taste?

[stringvest]

When the fun stops......stop.

 

Or is that gambling?

 

 

anal sex

[cloggypop]

What are the thoughts on a full English on the back of a skinfil?

Almost compulsiry

[Lee909]

Weren't you in a coma for six months or something Lee? And ended up having half your internal organs removed? I might be exaggerating.

 

Lucky as fuck.

Coma for about 3

Only the unimportant ones removed like the Gallbladder and most of my Pancreas.

 

 

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Thats a fucking lie that shit.

[Lee909]

Happy birthday my mate! Also got a week off to go on an intermitenenent bender.

Fuck me he has drunk that much he thinks its next week.

 

Still another 7 days or being closer to 30 than 40 yet for me

[Paulie Dangerously]

I remember my first pint too

[Hades]

It's bullshit that a drug like alcohol that causes so many problems is legal when something like psilocybin, capable of creating real peace in the world, is heavily restricted.

[Carvalho Diablo]

It's bullshit that a drug like alcohol that causes so many problems is legal when something like psilocybin, capable of creating real peace in the world, is heavily restricted.

Was just thinking that myself.

[Lee909]

eenie meenie miney moe

 

Fuck anyone got a longer rhyme to pick