I am drinking myself into an early grave...

[Carvalho Diablo]

... and it feeeeeels good baby.

 

Sick of hearing about the perils of drink listen, that's your busuness not mine, cos I feeeeerl goooood baby.

 

Finished work, shitfaced, ready to rock and roll.

 

Drinking makes me loose, makes me open and relaxed, makes me a better person... at least until I pismyself.

 

Stories of life affirming drinking wankerishness....

[Elite]

When the fun stops......stop.

 

Or is that gambling?

[Scott_M]

I like this attitude.

[Lee909]

Just bough 2 more bottles of whisky a couple of back. Thats 3 full bottles,3rd of Bottle bourbon and a 3rd of dark rum.

 

Ain't got shit to do for a week,no work,no plans bar hitting St Albamd and Hemel to check charity shops and 2nd hand record shops

 

Games to play

Music on the turntable

Drinks to drink

 

 

https://youtu.be/1iAYhQsQhSY

[Chip Butty]

The rhythm of the glass is stronger than the rhythm of life

 

 

 

[dickie mint]

You can't wack a good bevvy.

[Elite]

I love a drink but hangovers aren't worth it, well to get shit faced on a regular basis.

 

You'd have thought someone would have invented a hangover cure by now.

[Lee909]

They have

 

Option A

 

Start drinking again

 

Option B

Pint of water before bed

 

 

Haven't had a hangover sonce i was 17

[Elite]

They have

 

Option A

 

Start drinking again

 

Option B

Pint of water before bed

 

 

Haven't had a hangover sonce i was 17

You are either very tolerant or not drinking enough.

[moof]

I love a drink but hangovers aren't worth it, well to get shit faced on a regular basis.

 

You'd have thought someone would have invented a hangover cure by now.

Intravenous saline drip does the job, tbh. Not the easiest thing to get your hands on, granted.

 

Other than that, a can of cherry coke and a suck treat works quite nicely for all but the very worst hangovers.

[Lee909]

You are either very tolerant or not drinking enough.

Just lucky to be honest.

So long as i stick to spirits im good,if i start with beers or larger i feel rough. Luckily im not a fan of either much so keep with spirits

[Elite]

Intravenous saline drip does the job, tbh. Not the easiest thing to get your hands on, granted.

 

Other than that, a can of cherry coke and a suck treat works quite nicely for all but the very worst hangovers.

Do they sell these intravenous drips in the kebab shop at 3am?

[moof]

Do they sell these intravenous drips in the kebab shop at 3am?

They bloody well should, could make a killing.

[Elite]

Just lucky to be honest.

So long as i stick to spirits im good,if i start with beers or larger i feel rough. Luckily im not a fan of either much so keep with spirits

I always start on the lager and then switch to spirits later on when I am bloated on nights out but I have noticed you get a sharper 'high' if thats the right word from spirits and less of a hangover.

[Elite]

They bloody well should, could make a killing.

I'd be slightly concerned about cross contamination from the kebab spit. Only slightly.

[moof]

I'd be slightly concerned about cross contamination from the kebab spit. Only slightly.

I’m sure there’s nothing to worry about mate, those places are impeccably clean.

[Elite]

I’m sure there’s nothing to worry about mate, those places are impeccably clean.

Yeah I noticed that the rats running around the places all have impeccable fur.

[Red_or_Dead]

If you drink every night then you don't get hangovers.  Slight fuzz in the morning, and then it's gone in an hour or two.

 

Functional Alcoholism is a sound methodology.

[Tony Moanero]

I always start on the lager and then switch to spirits later on when I am bloated on nights out but I have noticed you get a sharper 'high' if thats the right word from spirits and less of a hangover.

Swap lager for real ale.

[Chip Butty]

If you go the boozer more than 5 nights a week, thats not alcoholism, thats socialism. 

[Red_or_Dead]

Swap lager for real ale.

Real Ale is (mostly) shit.  No wonder you don't drink anymore Tony.

[Tony Moanero]

Real Ale is (mostly) shit. No wonder you don't drink anymore Tony.

It bloody well isn't. Loads of variety, tastes ace and doesn't bloat you like lager does.

[Guest]

Best way to avoid a hangover...

 

[Carvalho Diablo]

Jesus Christ I need a piss.

[Boss]