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Leon Goretzka


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She sent him scented letters

And he received them with a strange delight 

Just like his wife 

But how she was before the tears

And how she was before the years flew by

And how she was when she was beautiful

She signed the letter

All yours

Babooshka, Babooshka, Babooshka-ya-ya! 

All yours

Babooshka, Babooshka, Babooshka-ya-ya!

 

Becomes...

 

We sent away Emre Can

And they received him with strange delight

Just like his wife(?)

And how he was before the goals

And how he was before the goals flew by

And how he was when he was dutiful

He signed the pre-contract

All yours!

Goretzka!, Goretzka!, Goretzka-ka-ka!

All ours!


Goretzka!, Goretzka!, Goretzka-ka-ka!

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Is this the same as yesterday’s rumors? I.e. he’s deciding between two clubs and one of them is us, and it will be announced when the window opens and a pre contract is signed?

 

Or has something else happened and he’s coming to us?

 

I hope he is coming. Keita and Goretzka would massively improve our midfield.

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Let me see now...

 

VVD improves the defence.

Keita and Goretzka improves the midfield.

The attack we have is already fantastic, though if we sell Sturridge, Ings and Origi we will buy another striker

 

So, is there anywhere else we need to improve so we can conquer the world again?

 

Simon, Simon, put down those pears. I’m talking to you!

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