Weird things that you love (probs NSFW)

[Carvalho Diablo]

Just flicked on Eurosport and lo! Women's ski jumping.

 

Transfixed, strangely love this shit. Mentalists, alternately soaring like an eagle or getting their face ploughed into compacted ice at 100mph.

 

I once went up the Olympic ski jump at Innsbruck, let me tell you that the pics on the telly don't even come close to conveying the sheer scale of that monstrous erection.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

When I convince a wimminz to touch my bits

[VladimirIlyich]

Just flicked on Eurosport and lo! Women's ski jumping.

 

Transfixed, strangely love this shit. Mentalists, alternately soaring like an eagle or getting their face ploughed into compacted ice at 100mph.

 

I once went up the Olympic ski jump at Innsbruck, let me tell you that the pics on the telly don't even come close to conveying the sheer scale of that monstrous erection.

I watch the slalom and downhill skiing on Eurosport now and again and they are absolutely stunning,most of them anyway. If you want to pick up gorgeous and classy women then get into skiing lads.

[PestiRed]

Prunes. Satisfaction at both ends

[Rico1304]

Ironing

[General Dryness]

I watch the slalom and downhill skiing on Eurosport now and again and they are absolutely stunning,most of them anyway. If you want to pick up gorgeous and classy women then get into skiing lads.

Any sport that involves cameltoe, really.

[TheHowieLama]

The GF.

[VladimirIlyich]

Any sport that involves cameltoe, really.

I'm not really into downhill and ski jump cycling but I will bear them in mind when the summer comes around.

[3 Stacks]

Feet. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Just flicked on Eurosport and lo! Women's ski jumping.

 

Transfixed, strangely love this shit. Mentalists, alternately soaring like an eagle or getting their face ploughed into compacted ice at 100mph.

 

I once went up the Olympic ski jump at Innsbruck, let me tell you that the pics on the telly don't even come close to conveying the sheer scale of that monstrous erection.

 

We stood at the top of the jump in Garmisch-Partenrkirchen, fuck skiing down one of those.

 

Back in the 80's two pissed up soldiers decided it would be a good idea to go down it on one of those silver  tea tray's. Needless to say they were found the next morning, dead.  

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Just flicked on Eurosport and lo! Women's ski jumping.

 

Transfixed, strangely love this shit. Mentalists, alternately soaring like an eagle or getting their face ploughed into compacted ice at 100mph.

 

I once went up the Olympic ski jump at Innsbruck, let me tell you that the pics on the telly don't even come close to conveying the sheer scale of that monstrous erection.

 

Somewhere, Alan Sex's spidey sense is tingling.

[Champ]

We stood at the top of the jump in Garmisch-Partenrkirchen, fuck skiing down one of those.

 

Back in the 80's two pissed up soldiers decided it would be a good idea to go down it on one of those silver tea tray's. Needless to say they were found the next morning, dead.

Seriously? That’s horrific

[ZonkoVille77]

Caulk. I just love seeing a newly caulked skirting or door frame, ready to be painted. Just so satisfying for some reason.

[VladimirIlyich]

Caulk. I just love seeing a newly caulked skirting or door frame, ready to be painted. Just so satisfying for some reason.

Is it really caulking though? Are you so euphoric you've applied your own?

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Seriously? That’s horrific

 

Yeah, true story Cath. If you ever see a book called 'Try not to laugh Sergeant Major' by ' Robert McGowan and Jeremy Hands' then give it a go, some hilarious, if not at times thoughtful and sad stories. 

 

Another sad story from the book and common knowledge amongst the military folk of BOAR is as follows.

 

This Stalwart (amphibious army truck) was travelling through a town when it came up to a railway crossing with the barriers down. Whilst waiting it was backfiring, in front of it was a horse and carriage and the horse was rearing up due to the noise. This old bloke who was waiting at the crossing tied his dog to the barrier and went to calm the horse down. The train passed at this point and the barriers went up, hanging his dog. 

[Boss]

Feet. 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5v_5GBpnBWc

[Tony Moanero]

I used to be addicted to McDonald's. McDonald's food is shite, but a few years ago, I just could not stop eating the stuff. I spent the best part of a year going to a 24 hour Maccies, on a nightly basis, spending hours at a time in there. 40 nuggets, 6 or 7 McRibs, Double Cheese Burgers, Big Macs, loads of fries - all in one sitting, night after night after night.

[Numero Veinticinco]

I used to be addicted to McDonald's. McDonald's food is shite, but a few years ago, I just could not stop eating the stuff. I spent the best part of a year going to a 24 hour Maccies, on a nightly basis, spending hours at a time in there. 40 nuggets, 6 or 7 McRibs, Double Cheese Burgers, Big Macs, loads of fries - all in one sitting, night after night after night.

How did that impact your health? More importantly, did you kick the addiction?

[Hades]

I like big butts and I can not lie.

[Dr Nowt]

[Tony Moanero]

How did that impact your health? More importantly, did you kick the addiction?

 

 

My weight soared to 20 stone and my depression and anxiety got worse.

 

I kicked the addiction by swapping Maccies for KFC.

[Numero Veinticinco]

My weight soared to 20 stone and my depression and anxiety got worse.

 

I kicked the addiction by swapping Maccies for KFC.

Can’t beat a bit of health food like chicken. Glad you beat it, T.

[Bjornebye]

Being pissed on.

[Dougie Do'ins]

Just flicked on Eurosport and lo! Women's ski jumping.

 

Transfixed, strangely love this shit. Mentalists, alternately soaring like an eagle or getting their face ploughed into compacted ice at 100mph.

 

I once went up the Olympic ski jump at Innsbruck, let me tell you that the pics on the telly don't even come close to conveying the sheer scale of that monstrous erection.

Have you seen the Eddie The Eagle film ?  I watched it a few weeks ago and thought it was OK.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Lighting the BBQ and the Fire Pit. Fire, watching it burn.