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VERBAL DIARRHEA
VERBAL DIARRHEA

I remember when I used to go out with a gum shield and knuckle duster, that was Ladies Night in the Grafton for you.

Nelly-Szoboszlai
Nelly-Szoboszlai

Outside the Grafton Gates I heard Anny Road bawling : Bouncers, why have you treated me this way? It's only quarter past eleven What's the need for such aggression? And it's gory around the face

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Anny Road Grand Master

Anny Road

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Seriously. Non of you can have a worse Grafton experience than me.

 

I danced with a fantastically beautiful woman who made ridiculous sexual advances to me and I did not take advantage of it because she was bladdered. I made my excuses and walked.

10 mins later I was lifted by the bouncers because I had been offensive and abused this girl and got beaten by about 6 of them although 2 or 3 got a good hiding in return.

An ambulalace was called but soon disappeared with the 2 or 3 I had hammered. Not me.

 

The remaining mob beat the shit out of me except one who I abousloutely twatted in about 20 seconds. He never new what hit him. He was a bloody mess in tears

I was taken away by the cops. They said it was for my own protection as the bouncers were mobbing up to kill me

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Bjornebye Grand Master

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Seriously. Non of you can have a worse Grafton experience than me.

 

I danced with a fantastically beautiful woman who made ridiculous sexual advances to me and I did not take advantage of it because she was bladdered. I made my excuses and walked.

10 mins later I was lifted by the bouncers because I had been offensive and abused this girl and got beaten by about 6 of them although 2 or 3 got a good hiding in return.

An ambulalace was called but soon disappeared with the 2 or 3 I had hammered. Not me.

 

The remaining mob beat the shit out of me except one who I abousloutely twatted in about 20 seconds. He never new what hit him. He was a bloody mess in tears

I was taken away by the cops. They said it was for my own protection as the bouncers were mobbing up to kill me

 

 

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Seriously. Non of you can have a worse Grafton experience than me.

 

I danced with a fantastically beautiful woman who made ridiculous sexual advances to me and I did not take advantage of it because she was bladdered. I made my excuses and walked.

10 mins later I was lifted by the bouncers because I had been offensive and abused this girl and got beaten by about 6 of them although 2 or 3 got a good hiding in return.

An ambulalace was called but soon disappeared with the 2 or 3 I had hammered. Not me.

 

The remaining mob beat the shit out of me except one who I abousloutely twatted in about 20 seconds. He never new what hit him. He was a bloody mess in tears

I was taken away by the cops. They said it was for my own protection as the bouncers were mobbing up to kill me

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Paulie Dangerously Grand Master

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Seriously. Non of you can have a worse Grafton experience than me

Basically, my friend asked me if I wanted to go out for a night to a pub. Play some pool, get out of the house, maybe meet some girls, whatevers. I decided to since I don't get out as often as I used to and I really wanted to play some pool. Unfortunately this friend of mine tends to hang with people from school. You know how it is, one guy stays talking to one guy he knew in school, he invites him, all of a sudden a brigade of mongs you never wanted to see again after finishing school show up. Just about as pathetic as it can get.

 

So, I'm running the table on these fools, basically minding my own business. Every now and then someone comes up to ask me how I've been doing, I tell them I've been fine the last 6 years without talking to them and I think I'll be fine the rest of my life too. That kept them from bothering me. About an hour in, I see this dick weed I used to know walk in with a piece of arm candy. She was a piece of arse alright, way better than this chump deserved. I recognised him from school, I used to push him around. Pick on him, even got his girlfriend to cheat with me once. I thought "Time to see if I can do it again."

 

I kept eye fucking her, looking her over and blowing her kisses while I was playing pool. She'd blush, and smile back at me. Eventually, Mr Insecure stands in front of his girlfriend blocking my view. I am pissed off. I take swig of my double JD and call the shot I was going to make. I then shoot the que ball into one of my solids, proceed to knock all three solids in and the black ball all in one shot and left the table. I approach the twat standing in my way.

 

philyburkhill: What's the problem here, my friend?

 

Army Punk: You keep eyeing my girl, philyburkhill. Don't think I don't remember you.

 

philyburkhill: Well it's been a long time, but you're still the same chump from school. Why don't you piss off and stop blocking my view?

 

Army Punk: Don't think I'm the same person I was...I joined the Army. It made a man out of me.

 

philyburkhill: Running errands for Bush and his cronies, huh? You're such a fucking tool. Best watch your back for the rest of the night.

 

I turned and started to walk away. As I expected, he did the same, turning his back to me to walk back to his girlfriend. I looked over my shoulder seeing this and used it to my advantage. I swung the pool stick breaking it over his head and knocking him over. When he tried to get up, I punched him in the nose as hard as I could, shattering it instantly. Blood was everywhere. He wouldn't get up to fight me after that, so I spat on him. I looked over at his girl, she was biting her bottom lip hard. I decided to leave before the bizzies showed up, and grabbed her by the wrist taking her with me to show her what a real man can do for her. I liked that pub, but it looks like I'm going to have to lay low for a while.  

 

 

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VERBAL DIARRHEA Grand Master

VERBAL DIARRHEA

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Seriously. Non of you can have a worse Grafton experience than me.

I danced with a fantastically beautiful woman who made ridiculous sexual advances to me and I did not take advantage of it because she was bladdered. I made my excuses and walked.

10 mins later I was lifted by the bouncers because I had been offensive and abused this girl and got beaten by about 6 of them although 2 or 3 got a good hiding in return.

An ambulalace was called but soon disappeared with the 2 or 3 I had hammered. Not me.

The remaining mob beat the shit out of me except one who I abousloutely twatted in about 20 seconds. He never new what hit him. He was a bloody mess in tears

I was taken away by the cops. They said it was for my own protection as the bouncers were mobbing up to kill me

Remember that.

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Seriously. Non of you can have a worse Grafton experience than me.

 

I danced with a fantastically beautiful woman who made ridiculous sexual advances to me and I did not take advantage of it because she was bladdered. I made my excuses and walked.

10 mins later I was lifted by the bouncers because I had been offensive and abused this girl and got beaten by about 6 of them although 2 or 3 got a good hiding in return.

An ambulalace was called but soon disappeared with the 2 or 3 I had hammered. Not me.

 

The remaining mob beat the shit out of me except one who I abousloutely twatted in about 20 seconds. He never new what hit him. He was a bloody mess in tears

I was taken away by the cops. They said it was for my own protection as the bouncers were mobbing up to kill me

 

When did you play pool?

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