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Biggest Tech Cunt


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Biggest Tech Cunt   

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  1. 1. Who is the biggest tech cunt?

    • Mark Zuckerberg
    • Elon Musk
    • Bill Gates
    • Steve Jobs (deceased)


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Same for your claim of my two accounts.

"Consistency"

You dull, sad arl man.

Ha ha, your racist claim came long before I twigged. Your claim is absolutely aimed to shut me down and make people hate me (I don’t need help with the hate bit, that comes with time).

 

Oh, and I can’t prove the 2accounts, but you can prove my racism.

 

If Dave reads this and can check then I’d be grateful. If I’m wrong I’ll apologise. But are the claims proportional?

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It’s Jeff Bezos for me.

Definitely seems the most likely to take over the world with an army of machines.

“Alexa, turn the heating down please”

“I can’t do that, Mr Bezos has programmed me to fry you to death”.

 

I’m also ok with Musk. Electric cars, solar power and uses his spare cash to build rockets. Probably the best of the bunch.

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They all seem to share a common trait of lacking empathy towards other human beings. Perhaps that is what enables them to embrace and make leaps with technology, because they can relate more to software and machines than they can people. 

 

 

The more machines and the less people would be a splendid outcome for these technocracies.

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Zuckerberg. Presiding over a mega-corporation that tries its best to avoid tax is the norm, but to then play the philanthropy card with the personal wealth accumulated from that miserliness during a time of austerity and hardship is pure cuntery. It's the faux morality of a sociopath who, I suspect, might be a Lector style cannibal who'd eat you and - whilst carving you up - explain why it's for the best. He has the cold dead eyes of a shark.

 

I hate his clothes too. He could at least have chosen a decent outfit to wear everyday, instead of turning up looking like a fucking student. He's one step above wearing elasticated trousers outside the house. What does he do when his nan carks it? Just waltz along in his trainers and hoody to her funeral.

 

Jobs gets a pass just because he was up against Microsoft for long enough to turn anyone into a cunt, plus I kinda like how the turtleneck made it look like he was a failed jazz musician.

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I don't get people slagging anyone, rich or otherwise, for wearing jeans and a t shirt. It genuinely baffles me. I wear jeans and a t shirt all the time, and usually a hoodie or casual jacket. If I hit it big time, I'm not going to start wearing suits like a cunt, and if I did it certainly wouldn't be to impress men. Clothes/fashion are literally the least important thing in my life.

 

Zuckerburg is a cunt but not because he wears jeans.

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I don't get people slagging anyone, rich or otherwise, for wearing jeans and a t shirt. It genuinely baffles me. I wear jeans and a t shirt all the time, and usually a hoodie or casual jacket. If I hit it big time, I'm not going to start wearing suits like a cunt, and if I did it certainly wouldn't be to impress men. Clothes/fashion are literally the least important thing in my life.

 

Zuckerburg is a cunt but not because he wears jeans.

You mega rich tax avoiding landlords are all the same.

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