Biggest Tech Cunt

[Section_31]

Elon Musk.

 

Even his name gets on my tits. Was in with Trump early on and spouts constant pointless shit for publicity 'we should build a base on the moon says Musk'. Yeah great, 'I should be spuds deep in Kara Tointon says Section_31' 

 

His shite cars are always crashing and killing people. 

 

Plus, and most disturbingly, he didn't seem to exist until about four years ago - is he a  time traveller? 

 

Dishonourable mention for Zuckerberg, Went to a low level Facebook event once and there was all these tech types from Dublin who all referred to him as 'Mark' as though they know him. They reckoned he only wore the same grey t shirts every day 'so it was one less thing he had to think about, freeing his mind up for more important things'. 

 

The shithead had the brass neck a few months ago to post a picture of his laptop with tape of the webcam for 'privacy reasons', even though his company has made a career out of violating people's privacy'. He also only invented the thing so he could slag off students who wouldn't shag him. 

 

Fucking fanny-headed, card-counting oddball savant cunt. 

 

 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

There should be an "other" option as I'd like to vote for Alan Sugar or the Microsoft paper clip.

[Bjornebye]

Musk was shagging Amber Heard so he can fuck off. 

 

Jobs because he was sound. 

 

EDIT: Just realised we are voting for the biggest cunt. Whoops sorry Steve. I'd have voted Musk if I wasn't a retard. 

[Section_31]

There should be an "other" option as I'd like to vote for Alan Sugar or the Microsoft paper clip.

 

Feel free to add others. I'd hardly call Sugar a tech magnate though, he's just an 80s market stall scruff with shit for brains. 

[Kevin D]

Since they all want premier league rights, I have been doing a bit of reading and getting into monopoly power and concentration.

 

Amazon, Google and Facebook all have hundreds of engineers and employ psychologists, whose job it is to make folks click on stuff.

 

People always say, "Well you don't have to use it", but if a billion dollar company are actively targeting you, and your family, friends use it, you are fucked.

[Kevin D]

Feel free to add others. I'd hardly call Sugar a tech magnate though, he's just an 80s market stall scruff with shit for brains.

 

Mark, I am surprised you left Jeff Bezos off the list.

 

Not only an Amazon billionaire, but owns The Washington Post.

[Section_31]

Mark, I am surprised you left Jeff Bezos off the list.

 

Not only an Amazon billionaire, but owns The Washington Post.

 

I would have Amazon down as retail rather than tech though. 

[KMD7]

Quality rant Section. I must confess I only heard about Elon Musk a couple of months ago so don't know enough about him.

 

Zuckerberg is a cunt though.

[TheBitch]

Elon Musk. Fucking hate his name; he sounds like a shit Lynx deodorant. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Musk claims the USA is the greatest country to exist and is the greatest force for good. He can fuck off to Mars and stay there. 

[Bjornebye]

You missed out this cunt. Evan Spiegel, snapchat creator and dipping Miranda Kerr

 

[Bjornebye]

I voted Jobs by mistake, just noticed Hades voted for him. Not surprised one fucking bit. 

[Rico1304]

Musk is Tony Stark.

[Strontium]

Plus, and most disturbingly, he didn't seem to exist until about four years ago - is he a time traveller?

He founded PayPal more than 15 years ago?

 

That said, you got pretty much everything else about him wrong too. Edit: actually, is there anything true in the OP at all?

[Elite]

Nerds are the new Gods.

[Numero Veinticinco]

You’re talking absolute mince about Musk, mate. Edit: Stronts is right.

[Chip Butty]

Anyone voting Musk can take some slight comfort from this little snippet from his Wiki page

 

Musk was severely bullied throughout his childhood, and was once hospitalized when a group of boys threw him down a flight of stairs and then beat him until he lost consciousness

[PestiRed]

Google - they know everything

[cloggypop]

Steve Jobs for giving the world iTunes. What a cunt.

[Paul]

Zuckerberg, the ubiqui-cunt. 

[Dr Nowt]

Zuckerberg has made having the interpersonal skills of a social inadequate, who prefers to communicate with humans through a computer due to not being able to make eye contact or read social cues, universal.

 

But that's not the reason...it's because he seems to be wearing Chris Kirkland's face as a mask, the pube-haired wonk.

[TheHowieLama]

They reckoned he only wore the same grey t shirts every day 'so it was one less thing he had to think about, freeing his mind up for more important things'. 

 

 

 

Jobs was famous for this decades ago

[stringvest]

Judith Hann and that twat who makes battery powered vacuums.  

[Section_31]

He founded PayPal more than 15 years ago?

 

That said, you got pretty much everything else about him wrong too. Edit: actually, is there anything true in the OP at all?

 

Let me guess, he's a Lib Dem. 

[manwiththestick]

Musk for the fact that he gets to dip into Talulah Reily.