Rio Ferdinand to become professional boxer

[pauliescouse]

Da fuq?!

 

Not sure if this is a wind up... 

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2017/09/18/rio-ferdinand-become-professional-boxer-age-38/

[Joe Strummer]

Bellend.

[Numero Veinticinco]

You just have to watch that video to know he's taking the piss.

[SammyAftershave]

With any luck he get knocked out by a former synchronised swimmer. The buttplug-looking cunt.

[andymc]

How many of us would be applying for a pro licence if it was Gary Neville?

[Curly]

I actually quite like Neville since he's finished playing. Ferdinand though, is, was and always will be a cunt.

[Trumo]

Bellend.

 

He's already a professional boxer.

[Captain Turdseye]

[jimmycase]

Is it 1st April or something!? That new bird of his wont be impressed if his nose is squashed on his face and his ears are as big as cauliflowers. Oh wait, she wasnt attracted to his looks, was she?

[Chip Butty]

He be good at ducking I guess. 

[Lee909]

Wait till USASA are trying to get a sample for his drugs test

[Mathewbet1]

What next? Fucking Rooney in the UF(at)C.

[moof]

Is it 1st April or something!? That new bird of his wont be impressed if his nose is squashed on his face and his ears are as big as cauliflowers. Oh wait, she wasnt attracted to his looks, was she?

What a strange thing to say

[Mathewbet1]

I cant wait for him to fight Hulk Hogan.

[SlugTrail]

What next? Fucking Rooney in the UF(at)C.

Rooney only does KFC.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Somebody's gonna punch him handsome.

[G Richards]

Hopefully he gets a fight against Anthony Joshua!

 

On another note, good luck to him. It's an interesting choice. Obviously not in it for the money, but there's something intriguing about his desire to test himself in a different arena. At his likely weight there will be plenty of punchers who could spark him out who would be very interested in boosting their own career off his name. If something comes of this it will be interesting to see if he had to carve out a usual career path fighting in front of a few dozen people in the back of nowhere, or if he gets a fight that would usually be way ahead of his experience level.

[magicrat]

I have zero interest in Rio Ferdinand with or without boxing gloves

[lifetime fan]

That video is almost as gay as Rodgers boxing clip.

[Chip Butty]

Somebody's gonna punch him handsome.

 

They'll give him a thin lip

[Harry Squatter]

He should fight Mick Hucknall

[magicrat]

He should fight Mick Hucknall

 

To the death

[Anubis]

Mick Hucknall should be used as a kickboxer's punch bag, like at the beginning of Die Another Day.

[TheHowieLama]

Mick Hucknall has a face like a bucket of kickboxed crabs.

[KMD7]

Hope he gets beat