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Your fictional bodyguards...


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You can pick 3 tough guys to protect you (No superheroes!).

 

1. Dead Mans Shoes (No named Soldier)

 

Fearless, unhinged and lethal as fuck.

 

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2. Nelsen Van Alden

 

Intimidating and ruthless.

 

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3. The Hound

 

Just look at the massive cunt!

 

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Purely GOT themed:

 

Arya Stark - dressed in normal clothes she could pose as my daughter and unsuspecting assailants would not have a clue they were about to be sliced up, real good.

 

The Hound - no explanation needed

 

Bronn - Funny badass

The first two were the ones that instantly popped into my head.

 

My third would be Chuck Norris.

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I'm having 5. If anybody has any issues with that, take it up with my protection team of:

 

1) Blade

2) John McLane

3) Frank Dux from Bloodsport

4) The Bride from Kill Bill

5) Jules Winnfield from Pulp Fiction.

 

An honourable mention for Phil Mitchell from Eastenders, who's on stand by on an as and when needed zero hours contract arrangement.

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