Do you personalise your desk at work?

[lifetime fan]

Chatting with a mate and his company have brought in a 'tidy desk' policy. Apparently you had scruffs with 4/5 dirty mugs on their desk and women with family galleries and in one instance a fucking teddy bear.

 

I could get having one photo of a child but the rest just seems mad to me.

 

I like my desk neat, tidy and everything in its place.

 

You?

[Mook]

Having pictures of children & minions at your desk is for women.

 

I've got fuck all on mine that I don't need/use.

 

I did used to have a picture of Elvin Jones up at my old work (see below), people used to ask me who he was & I would tell them to fuck off. The perfect 'ice breaker' really.

 

[mattyq]

Having pictures of children & minions at your desk is for women.

 

I've got fuck all on mine that I don't need/use.

 

I did used to have a picture of Elvin Jones up at my old work (see below), people used to ask me who he was & I would tell them to fuck off. The perfect 'ice breaker' really.

 

You should have said he was your new husband

[setreal]

Only the old handlotion for a quick dangerwank.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Having pictures of children & minions at your desk is for women.

 

I've got fuck all on mine that I don't need/use.

 

I did used to have a picture of Elvin Jones up at my old work (see below), people used to ask me who he was & I would tell them to fuck off. The perfect 'ice breaker' really.

 

 

Should have said he was your dad. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I've pissed on each of the legs to mark my territory.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Mine is a midden but it's but I know where everything is.  I have a couple of pictures of ToddleD but that's it

[Lee909]

Clear desks here too.

Though i tend to mark my area with insulin pen,blood meter and a water bottle. Tends to keep people away

[Creator Supreme]

5 pictures of my kids and a calendar

[PestiRed]

I have a fan on mine. I leave it out so that the minions can borrow it when I'm not there.

 

Otherwise, you'd have no idea that someone used the desk

[Fowlers God]

Tea mat that is the picture of my lad's hand from nursery and that's it. My desk is pretty tidy to be fair. Couple of bits of paper at the minute as I'm waiting on some new trays.

 

Got a desk fan and a radio too if that counts

[Total Longo]

A picture of Bella Emberg and some crusty tissues.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

One picture of your kid is enough surely, you're at work !!! are you gonna forget what the bastards look like.

[M_B]

We hot desk so have a new desk everyday and anything left on a desk gets moved at the end of the day. It's funny how folks get territorial.

 

Its a pain when you arrive late though.

[Champ]

We don't have our own desks so it's a clear desks policy although some could remember that extends to the crumbs from your tea.

[lifetime fan]

Tea mat that is the picture of my lad's hand from nursery and that's it. My desk is pretty tidy to be fair. Couple of bits of paper at the minute as I'm waiting on some new trays.

 

Got a desk fan and a radio too if that counts

 

 

The fucks a tea mat?

[Paulie Dangerously]

Tea mat that is the picture of my lad's hand from nursery and that's it. My desk is pretty tidy to be fair. Couple of bits of paper at the minute as I'm waiting on some new trays.

 

Got a desk fan and a radio too if that counts

 

 

The fucks a tea mat?

 

Yeah gonna need some clarity here

[Mook]

It's a mat to collect all the tea dripping from his ridiculous hipster beard.

[Fowlers God]

 

 

A fucking mat I put my tea on.

[setreal]

Tiamat is the name of one of his kids I believe

[lifetime fan]

A fucking coaster.

[Champ]

A fucking coaster.

I have sympathy with FG. Coaster is such a Hyacinth Bucket word

[lifetime fan]

What the fuck would you call it?

[Fowlers God]

A fucking coaster.

 

What you Call that then ?

[setreal]

Mobile Desk-surface Protection Unit

 

MDPU