Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain

[KMD7]

Showing our respective ages here. I had a different Steve Austin in mind.

 

 

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Best intro ever. 

[El Dangerous]

Sturridge would be lucky to play 316 minutes. Shattered Glass knees and all that.

[Duff Man]

No. Just no.

 

http://www.physioroom.com/news/english_premier_league/players/3660/alex_oxlade_chamberlain_injury.html

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

No. Just no.

 

http://www.physioroom.com/news/english_premier_league/players/3660/alex_oxlade_chamberlain_injury.html

 

This. No doubt he'd be on big wages and basically another drain on funds, a squad place, and our hopes and dreams.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Showing our respective ages here. I had a different Steve Austin in mind.

 

 

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I still reckon whoever wrote the Emmerdale theme tune ripped that music off. Listen to one after the other and you'll see.

[Anubis]

No. Just no.

 

http://www.physioroom.com/news/english_premier_league/players/3660/alex_oxlade_chamberlain_injury.html

 

 

This. No doubt he'd be on big wages and basically another drain on funds, a squad place, and our hopes and dreams.

 

I concur.

[KMD7]

I still reckon whoever wrote the Emmerdale theme tune ripped that music off. Listen to one after the other and you'll see.

I think Emmerdale was on TV first. Amos Brearly > Steve Austin

[Babb'sBurstNad]

I think Emmerdale was on TV first. Amos Brearly > Steve Austin

 

I stand corrected, thieving Hollywood charlatans stole Emmerdale Farm's theme tune!

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

John Cross @ Mirror saying we've swooped for the Ox.

 

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/liverpool-make-huge-push-steal-11057398?6

 

Get it fucking done.

[Grinch]

He's fucking wank and turned down 180k a week at Arsenal.

 

Are we that desperate?

[Josef Svejk]

I don't find him remotely appealing, but it's the end of the night, so I'll take what I can get...

[Anubis]

I think he turned down the £180k because he wants out rather than wanting more. I'm not convinced of his suitability or ability to remain injury free though.

[Grinch]

I don't find him remotely appealing, but it's the end of the night, so I'll take what I can get...

A 180k a week fat bird, we would be better off having a wank

[Bobby Hundreds]

Underwhelming. It's like the Joe Cole signing we were all so desperate we clutched at straws.

 

He's better than Cole like.

[Josef Svejk]

A 180k a week fat bird, we would be better off having a wank

I know it's the booze talking, but I've convinced myself that someone else is paying...

[Lee909]

I've said before i like him. 35ml seems fucking steep with 12 months on his deal. But we are too light in midfield now. And with Can still holding out on his deal. It would at least give us depth. If Can wont sign he needs fucked off to be honest. Can't be letting him go on a free

[Lee909]

The one thing that has to be said though is players getting so much shit just signing for the most money. He obviously doesn't seem to be doing that.

[Grinch]

I've said before i like him. 35ml seems fucking steep with 12 months on his deal. But we are too light in midfield now. And with Can still holding out on his deal. It would at least give us depth. If Can wont sign he needs fucked off to be honest. Can't be letting him go on a free

 

Can must be worth about £60m then with 12 months left, and I don't even rate him that highly.  Any Arsenal fans I know, never rated him at all as a player.  Did play well at the tail end of last season as a right wing back but has literally never impressed in cm.

[Elite]

No one overpays for mediocrity like us.

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

I don't find him remotely appealing, but it's the end of the night, so I'll take what I can get...

 

That's my feelings on it too. Van Dijk and Ox would be ok. Far from perfect, but ok in terms of what we needed to achieve in the transfer market.

 

Think he's been waiting for us to make a move as he's been signing for Chelsea in rumoursville for about a month now. Strange how it's not been done.

[joe_fishfish]

Chelsea are after him, Barkley and Danny Drinkwater if all the rumours are to be believed. Think it's more likely he stays in London than comes to us. They won't really be in for Barkley and Drinkwater is shit.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

If Chelsea end up fielding a midfield three of Ox, Barkely and Drinkwater then I can only assume they're trying to throw the league, like Ireland in that Eurovision episode of Father Ted.

[TalkSilly]

With Adey Ward as his agent these stories of him turning down £180,000 a week at Arsenal don't seem that credible to me, would we pay him that? Neither does the prospect of FSG sanctioning a £30 million move for an injury prone player with only a year left on his contract.

[Arl arse]

Meh, probably be injured most of the season. He'll fit right in here.

[an tha]

They'll probably just about get the money they pay for him back by selling Sakho, Markovic and maybe Ings - so they can get away with not really having to spend anything but present him as a 'marquee' signing.