Telly Programmes That Make You Want To Kill

[VladimirIlyich]

The Crystal Maze is nothing without Gulnar presenting it.

Richard O'Brien or Ed Tudor are the only two I know. O'Brien of writing The Rocky Horror Show fame and creating The Crystal Maze is the original and best.

[Josef Svejk]

Any programme about property, renovations, antiques, consumer affairs, weddings. Soap operas. Panel shows, chat shows, standup shows. Morning TV, primetime TV. The news.

 

British TV is fucking garbage, for the most part.

[setreal]

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[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

All the shite and staged reality shows from X Crap to Storage Bores obviously.

 

Citizen Kunt and Mrs Brown Nose has been mentioned as has that Miranda shite. Watched about 5 minutes of them all combined and felt brain dead afterwards.

 

But the main one has to be Hollyoaks. I've seen better acting in Spanish footb**l.

[dickie mint]

All the shite and staged reality shows from X Crap to Storage Bores obviously.

Citizen Kunt and Mrs Brown Nose has been mentioned as has that Miranda shite. Watched about 5 minutes of them all combined and felt brain dead afterwards.

But the main one has to be Hollyoaks. I've seen better acting in Spanish footb**l.

 

Total rubbish that Hollyoaks mate some of them actors in that make Louis Emrick look like Marlin Brando,its shite.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Total rubbish that Hollyoaks mate some of them actors in that make Louis Emrick look like Marlin Brando,its shite.

Saw Louis Emerick and a few of the other usual suspects Fitzmaurice, Schofield etc in a play at the Royal Court a few years ago, my missus mate won tickets on the radio and couldn't go. Lucky bitch.

Managed to make it to the interval and fucked off, I've had bad sciatica that was less painful.

[dickie mint]

Saw Louis Emerick and a few of the other usual suspects Fitzmaurice, Schofield etc in a play at the Royal Court a few years ago, my missus mate won tickets on the radio and couldn't go. Lucky bitch.

Managed to make it to the interval and fucked off, I've had bad sciatica that was less painful.

 

Hahaha know what you mean ithere that bad it would even have you contemplating heading the Penny and not many things could do that.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Hahaha know what you mean ithere that bad it would even have you contemplating heading the Penny and not many things could do that.

We just headed into town, the first drink went down quick.

[Harry Squatter]

Did you go to watch one of those shit shows like Little Scouse on the Prairie or a Hitchhikers Guide to Fazakerley. Sinbad off Brookie and some big fat Blonde woman are in every single one.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

If you watch tv soaps you're a cunt end of, especially Emmerdale.

[Harry Squatter]

Does anyone actually watch Hollyoaks?. It's managed to outlast Brookside yet is a million times shitter.

[Anubis]

The Crystal Maze is nothing without Gulnar presenting it.

 

 

Richard O'Brien or Ed Tudor are the only two I know. O'Brien of writing The Rocky Horror Show fame and creating The Crystal Maze is the original and best.

 

 

 

[tokyojoe]

The Real Housewives of (insert area full of brainless bimbos).

 

Her Indoors is looking forward to Strictly come acting the twat being back on.  However I do think it's thoughtful of them inviting the pre school kids to form the audience though.

[Total Longo]

There is a reality TV programme about a gang of midgets in New York which is INCREDIBLE.  

[stringvest]

Did you go to watch one of those shit shows like Little Scouse on the Prairie or a Hitchhikers Guide to Fazakerley. Sinbad off Brookie and some big fat Blonde woman are in every single one.

 

 

it seems every time I go up to Liverpool there's one of these fucking embarrassing and no doubt shit things on.  Depressing.  

[Harry Squatter]

They are appalling. I went to one ages ago and was glad when it finished. Loads of uber shit scouse jokes and people in the audience shouting out halfway through an actors lines thinking they are hilarious.

 

Stuff like "wonder what Jabba der Hutt gets when goes der Lobster Pot"

[manwiththestick]

My missus takes the kids to some scouse panto shit at Christmas every year. I said I'd rather staple my ball sack to a sleeping cat. The good old scouse sense of humour is obviously lost on me.

[VladimirIlyich]

I know nothing of these references you speak of.

[Rico1304]

And he bummed rico,or was it the other way around? Never mind,that passes as talent on here.

Both. In the old days of nationalisation we'd have never fitted in that train toilet but that's to Virgin Railways massive bogs our love knew now bounds! And I stood from Milton Keynes to Stockport.

[Josef Svejk]

Any programme about property, renovations, antiques, consumer affairs, weddings. Soap operas. Panel shows, chat shows, standup shows. Morning TV, primetime TV. The news.

 

British TV is fucking garbage, for the most part.

 

 

Fucking hell: I forgot talent shows, reality shows, game shows. Fortunately, I got rid of my last television about three years ago.

[Anubis]

I know nothing of these references you speak of.

 

I expected so much more from you, Vlad. So much more.

 

I'm setting you homework. All three series of Robin of Sherwood. The HTV version. Not that abomination on the BBC a few years back.

[VladimirIlyich]

I expected so much more from you, Vlad. So much more.

 

I'm setting you homework. All three series of Robin of Sherwood. The HTV version. Not that abomination on the BBC a few years back.

Never watched it.I am guessing it was the Jason Connery or Michael Praed version?

[Dougie Do'ins]

I've just seen a trailer for a series on E4 called Celebs Go Dating. Don't think I need to say any more.

[Tony Moanero]

Why Don't You? I used to want to headbutt most of the kids on it.

[Mook]

I was round at my mate's house last week & he described The One Show as 'Blue Peter for adults'.

 

Which I found mildly amusing.