Telly Programmes That Make You Want To Kill

[Mook]

My missus is always watching this Catfish programme when I get in from work, it drives me fucking mental.

 

For anyone who hasn't seen it, it's about people in America who have been duped on online dating sites by fat, ugly cunts pretending to be good looking. It's the most pointless pile of shite I've ever seen & my Mum used to watch Howard's Way.

[Rico1304]

My missus is always watching this Catfish programme when I get in from work, it drives me fucking mental.

For anyone who hasn't seen it, it's about people in America who have been duped on online dating sites by fat, ugly cunts pretending to be good looking. It's the most pointless pile of shite I've ever seen & my Mum used to watch Howard's Way.

Ha ha I've seen that. People are fucking dumb to fall for it but the ones doing the lying are cunts.

[TheBitch]

Questiontime.

 

Love Island.

[lifetime fan]

You mean people lie on the internet to get laid?

 

 

*quietly leaves thread*

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Right wing media, or in other words the News/political programmes like Questiontime. 

 

All those reality TV bollocks. Also any program that ends with "If you have been affected....blah blah blah." If it affects you despite being fictional then don't fucking watch it you cretins. 

[Rico1304]

You mean people lie on the internet to get laid?

*quietly leaves thread*

That's the point, they don't get laid as they never meet. 19 yr old Harvard Freshman Hannah turns out to be 58 yr old Stan an unemployed trucker living in a trailer park in Arkansas.

[sir roger]

The wife isn't too bad telly-wise generally but she does watch that ' Say Yes to The Dress ' about picking wedding dresses. It just constitutes of gobby American women and their mates and family  over-emoting and over-exaggerating the importance of the process. They all end up telling Randy ( an ageing gay bloke ) that he has saved their life - no, he has just flogged you a $ 10000 dress.

 

One of my small pleasures in life is ruining it a bit for her by making sarky comments.

[Harry Squatter]

Question time is fucking shit.

 

Big brother and celebrity big brother. The people in it are just vaguely famous, basically any type of reality show that has celebrities in it. Usually washed up soap actors, former footballers, other cunts from reality TV shows or 80s singers.

 

Eastenders, Citizen Khan, My Family, Downton Abbey and Come dine with me.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Good Morning Britain. I don't even watch it, but the trailers make me want to kill someone, and that someone is Piers Morgan. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I'm either luckier or smarter than most people here, because my wife isn't into any shit telly (or films or music); if anything, she's pickier than me.  So, for me, just not watching shit telly is a very achievable alternative to being driven to a murderous rampage.

[Trumo]

Peppa Pig.

[Chip Butty]

If it's shite, it's on in our house. 

 

That catfish one, married wives of Dovecot, every shit soap, singing challenges, talentless challenges, basically anything thats car crash telly, me missus and daughters will watch it.

 

The time of men being the master of the remote control has been lost in our house. 

[Paul]

I don't get this. Why watch something that pisses you off? Surely in a world of multiple platforms and devices there's no need to suffer shit telly just because someone else is watching it.

[KMD7]

My missus is always watching this Catfish programme when I get in from work, it drives me fucking mental.

 

For anyone who hasn't seen it, it's about people in America who have been duped on online dating sites by fat, ugly cunts pretending to be good looking. It's the most pointless pile of shite I've ever seen & my Mum used to watch Howard's Way.

I like Catfish. It's pure car crash stuff but I really enjoy it.

 

Edit: I can't even blame the Mrs for watching it. I found it first and got her into it

[magicrat]

Sky News with Kay Burley and Flog it

[Captain Turdseye]

She's was watching Dance Moms for a while but thankfully seems to have given it up. Complete and utter garbage about some fat heffer that runs a kids dance group and all the mums argue with each other about whose kid's the best in front of said kids.

 

I read something recently about the fat heffer having been sent to prison for a year. It's restored my faith in karma.

[Special K]

Always makes me laugh that my Mrs watches all sorts of soaps and house design shite every day but woe betide me should I decide to watch 90 minutes of f**tball in the midst of it all.

[Grinch]

Loose women

[Bjornebye]

Loose Women

 

Four In A Bed

 

Anything with that slut allsopp on 

[VladimirIlyich]

I am always watching what I like on my laptop but my missus watches all those crime things on Discovery ID or whatever. She annoys the fuck out of me though by turning over to QVC and those other shopping channels in the breaks where some stupid bird talks about handbags for three hours non stop.

[cloggypop]

My missus is always watching this Catfish programme when I get in from work, it drives me fucking mental.

 

For anyone who hasn't seen it, it's about people in America who have been duped on online dating sites by fat, ugly cunts pretending to be good looking. It's the most pointless pile of shite I've ever seen & my Mum used to watch Howard's Way.

The original film was pretty good but I haven't seen any of the MTV stuff.

 

Homes Under The Hammer does my head in. I would like to put Martin Leyland Roberts head under the hammer for being the worst dressed man on television.

[dickie mint]

Hollyoaks-total shite.

[easytoslip]

Mrs Browns Boys , Miranda, TV AM , that fuckin' religous channel is puke inducing. The list is endless.

[tokyojoe]

Any programme where women (or men) have to prefix every fucking sentence with 'Oh My God'.

[RedKnight]

I don't get this. Why watch something that pisses you off? Surely in a world of multiple platforms and devices there's no need to suffer shit telly just because someone else is watching it.

 

Was just about to post the same thing. Just turn over or switch it off.